This Blog is Not Broken

Really, we had every intention in the world to update this blog for you. But as the man said, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Hopefully you weren't visiting here every day hoping for some crucial piece of useful information (wow, would you be in the wrong place, fella.)

I won't try to get your sympathy by telling you that Jenn, who was going to blog here, was a heck of a lot busier than she thought she'd be and that, weirdly, I couldn't access the blog due to a migration to the new Movable Type platform.

Or how sad that last fact was when, during my vacation, three relatives sat in the kitchen at the vacation house with their laptops, working away on emails, fwd:fwd:fwd: jokes, and looking up debated information on Wikipedia.

Regardless, we're back, semi-well rested, and ready to pass on "knowledge knuggets" to make your life better.

Really.

Like this Voice Mail Message to an "elegant lady" (set to video on YouTube) by a guy calling himself Dmitri. I urge you to take a break from your busy day to listen to the real Ladies Man.

Warning, this voice mail may make you throw your iPhone at the next man walking by.

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