As a longtime subscriber to "Robb Report Magazine", we understand that you are a discerning connoisseur of the luxury lifestyle and enjoy hearing about the world's most expensive yachts, exclusive resorts, outstanding restaurants, and finest clothes.
We also realize you would have little to no interest in our newest publication, "Just Makin' It", a monthly journal for those to whom the world of opulence is an unsolvable mystery and are as likely as not to believe that topiary is a stain-eradicating toothpaste.
Perhaps, though, you have a cousin, stepsister, or in-law who you regularly avoid at family gatherings due to their continual pleading for rides on your private jet and invitations to your place on The Cape, who would benefit from our newest publication. "Just Makin' It" is a magazine created specifically with these individuals in mind.
With a simple (and reasonably priced) gift of a one-year subscription to "Just Makin' It", you will be able to curb habits they've acquired from a lifetime of poor breeding and quell these individuals' never-ending inquiries for a full 12 months.
We know you'll love sharing the contents of our newest offering with your prosperity-challenged family members and colleagues alike with a host of lesson-packed articles every month like these:
* Shorefront Schmorefront. Let's go to Vegas!
* 10 More Reasons Private Jets are so Very Dangerous
* Tedious Multi-Course Dinner Parties, Wouldn't You Much Rather Stay Home and Watch Howard Stern?
* You're Right, They Will Probably Laugh at You
* The Joys of Keeping Your Non-Ivy League College Opinions to Yourself
* It is Actually Called a "Dickey", So Please Stop Cackling
* It's Okay to Give the Man Who Has Everything Absolutely Nothing for Christmas
* Sandals and Black Socks: Still a Bad Choice
* "Hell, I Could Do That!" and 25 Other Expressions to Refrain from Using at an Art Exhibit
* Elocution Secrets: There is Still No "R" in "Washington" nor "Berry" in "Library"
* A Hand-Me-Down Blazer is Still a Really Nice Blazer
* NASCAR: Would You Shut Up Already?
* Boating: A Sport Best Enjoyed from the Shore
As an added incentive, each new 2-year subscriber to "Just Makin' It" will receive an elegant faux Louis Vuitton handbag or ersatz Rolex. Your cousin, stepsister, or in-law will never know the difference, and you will be forever in their debt (thankfully, not literally).
Don't let this opportunity pass you by.
Order today!
Because the holidays and extended family gatherings are agonizingly near.
A one-year subscription to "Just Makin' It" is only $5,000.
And a two-year subscription (including incentive gift) is just $8,500.
Believe us when we tell it's cheaper than the alternative.
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