Here's a first, the un-whoopee cushion:
GasBGon Flatulence Filter
The GasBGon flatulence filter seat cushion is a fun, yet serious solution to the embarrassing problem of malodorous gas (breaking wind).
GasBGon seat cushions apply cutting edge carbon filter technology to absorb the sound and odor that accompany flatulence. The unique cushioning property combines to form a dual filter technology to muffle the sound and the smell.
Highlights from the site for this product:
- Product manufactured by Dairiair,LLC
- Washable black cover for device
- Site provides an "a to z" study on flatulence
- Invented by an air quality and filtration engineer
- Leopard print filter is called "Silent But Deadly"
Company motto: "Clear the Air, Not the Room"
Sadly, it's only available in the UK as of this post.
Curse you Brits for being ahead of the curve once again!
(Thanks to Daphne, Down Under, for the pass along!)
Daphne, Down Under has seriously mistaken. THER ARE NO PRODUCTS AVAILABLE IN THE UNITED KINGDOM or any other country except the USA. GasBGon is sold "ONLY IN the USA" directly from GASBGON.com Any one else claiming to be selling the GASBGON Flatulence Filter Seat Cushions or any other product related to our name is liable for litigation. I do hope you POST THIS ONE. Watch for a HUGE story next Sunday!
Thanks for commenting, Sharron. Is it weird that we found your products available at this English site starting at £16.95? Hope you can understand our confusion.
Interesting? as I saw this in an ad through DailyCandy promotional emails for LA...and the web site hinted at being a .com (assuming US centric) but turned out to be a UK web site? check the URL Sharron...I think you guys need to look into the UK's site?!
http://www.gasbgon.co.uk/flatulence_cushion_breaking_wind.htm
Well, Daphne, I believe our work is done here. Looks like the UK's site has been taken down as of this AM.