http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/ work inspired en-us Fri, 09 Jul 2010 21:42:36 EST Fri, 09 Jul 2010 21:42:36 EST http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html Movable Type Pro 4.33-en 60 http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2009/07/digital_angel_to_the_rescue_1.html Hi All, WOW, I am going to write blogs, and it took me (big intake of breath) 5 times to pass my English "O' level ! so please forgive the future grammar.My name is Steve or Stevie or "Digital Angel"... Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:32:04 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2009:/aquentblog//11.2120 Steven Hutson Aquent Aquent News At work Blogging Candidate attraction strategies Career Celebrities Comedy Creativity Design Local Networking Events Publishing Recruiting Social Media Social Networking Talent Technology http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2009/04/from_nigeria_with_love.html From Dr. Andrew A. Okoya URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL FROM NIGERIA This e-mail missive may come to you as a surprise as it is coming from someone you have not met before. Please do not be alarmed, as my colleagues... Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:33:23 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2009:/butlessaboutme//7.2028 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2009/03/lady_or_tiger_2.html Yesterday I was standing for a good period of time outside two restroom doors, one labeled "Bronco", the other "Cactus". I had been waiting for someone exit, so I could at long last decipher which bathroom I was supposed to... Fri, 27 Mar 2009 12:57:47 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2009:/butlessaboutme//7.2011 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2009/03/cliffs_notes_1.html THE OVEREDUCATED PARENTS GUIDE TO CHILDREN'S BOOKSFor parents seeking deeper meaning to timeless children's books"IF YOU GIVE A PIG A PANCAKE" by Laura Joffe NumeroffThe sequel to "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" and prequel to "If You Give... Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:46:35 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2009:/butlessaboutme//7.2005 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2009/03/faceoff_book.html True, Facebook just turned 5 in February. And it seems, just in the last 6 months, to have increased its users somewhere in the area of 5000%. Or maybe a bunch of the 35+ crowd just joined. All I know... Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:40:46 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2009:/butlessaboutme//7.1978 Tim Donnelly Comedy Personal Blogging Tim's A Day in the Life Blog Web/Tech Weblogs http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2009/02/i_can_see_your_lips_moving.html To: Adriana Doherty, CEOFrom: Jerome Tanaka RE: Our Department Manager Over the last several years, before Paul transferred to our group, I heard from people in his previous departments just how difficult it is working with him. Things like,... Thu, 26 Feb 2009 20:56:01 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2009:/butlessaboutme//7.1965 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2009/02/be_mine_for_less.html Hi, Flippy the Trademark-Evading Dolphin here, back just in time for your last minute Valentine's Day shoppers! Even though the Big Day is Saturday, there's still time to pick up our items at swap meets, discount warehouses, illegal street... Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:27:48 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2009:/butlessaboutme//7.1922 Tim Donnelly Comedy Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2009/01/portrait_of_the_consumer_as_a_young_man.html Announcing: The Greatest Yard Sale in the Long and Tenured History of Yard Sales Is this your normal, weekend yard sale? Sir or madam, it most certainly is not. Did you even read the intro? This will be, without... Thu, 29 Jan 2009 13:29:54 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2009:/butlessaboutme//7.1887 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2009/01/a_wolff_in_sheeps_clothing.html Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:09:37 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2009:/butlessaboutme//7.1876 Tim Donnelly Comedy Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2009/01/just_your_luck_1.html To: All Tenants and Companies of 3550 Sunset Blvd.From: Office of the BuildingAfter a careful review of the building's blueprints by our architects, we now have confidence that many of the floors in our building have been incorrectly numbered.This matter... Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:04:53 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2009:/butlessaboutme//7.1846 Tim Donnelly Comedy Har-Dee Har Har That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/12/why_am_i_such_a_misfit.html What if Charles Shultz pitched his script for "A Charlie Brown Christmas" in 2008 instead of 1964? We explore that very theme in this week's edition of: "SCRIPTS OUT OF TIME!" The setting: Two TV network executives meeting with Charles... Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:13:27 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1802 Tim Donnelly Comedy That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/11/in_retrospect_1.html Sorry for the delayed newsletters, folks, but we've just spent an outstanding three days in Fresno at the 46th annual Newsletter Writer Awards gala (NWAs for those in the "industry"). Besides relaxing poolside at the Fresno Four Seasons, gabbing with... Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:50:26 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1754 Tim Donnelly Comedy That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/11/fatal_attractor_1.html Dear Customer Service,I am writing to you today to file a complaint about the Super3000 Electromagnet I recently purchased from your Web site.I had bought this magnet on a lark, since I am something of a science buff and often... Thu, 13 Nov 2008 21:14:01 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1743 Tim Donnelly Comedy That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/11/the_iceman_blogeth.html Scientists have discovered what they believe to be the first blog created by ancient man. Uncovered in what is now southern Iraq and what was once the holy city of Nippur, clay tablet entries written by a citizen named... Fri, 07 Nov 2008 16:44:41 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1727 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/10/major_tom_to_ground_control.html Congratulations on your purchase of a new RockStar In-Vehicle Safety and Security System. We hope that you find our service easy to understand and potentially life saving to use! Using revolutionary technology, RockStar provides you with the latest road,... Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:37:41 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1708 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/10/canned_heat.html As a Rocker Mom, my days are so busy that I just don't have time to slow down. Whether I'm taking little Nigel to his guitar soloing lessons or visiting my husband in rehab, it just seems I'm always on... Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:32:51 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1697 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/10/eats_rocks_leaves.html From the "Apostrophe Rocks" column, Rocker's Week magazine, September 30, 2008 All right lads, this is it. After years of writing this column and trying to teach you cloth-eared beets the most basic of English punctuation, I'm chucking the whole... Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:57:11 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1671 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/09/for_those_about_to_drift.html Have ADD? We can help!Our company has a fantastic line of books perfect for people with limited...See! We knew you were going to skip that paragraph (should we have written it) and move right onto this one.Which is why you... Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:59:24 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1630 Tim Donnelly Comedy Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/09/a_major_minor_retrospective.html New York, NY - The "oohs" and "ahhs" at Museum of Modern Art tonight might be about the newly exhibited pieces by the once unknown Jeffrey Minor. Or they may be reactions as patrons discuss the current dollar figures these... Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:44:00 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1595 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/09/the_time_of_you_1.html In a landmark case, the estate of Mr. Ronald Dodgson is suing the estate of Andy Warhol on the grounds that Mr. Dodgson did not receive his 15 minutes of fame before he passed away. "It's an outrage," exclaimed the... Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:55:41 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1540 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/08/lost_in_transit_1.html Hollywood, CA - Mark Kempinski, postal worker for over 35 years, had led the quiet life of solitude, whether it was raining, snowing, or under the gloom of night. That is, until this weekend, when his life came under the... Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:27:34 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1535 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/08/blog_you.html As a veteran Blogger and Internet Merchandise Rater, I hope you'll understand that, as a Citizen of the Web World, that there is nothing in my life that cannot be rated, recommended, or commented upon. Just so you can... Fri, 22 Aug 2008 23:21:02 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1530 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/08/memorandumdeede.html To: All Budding Writers, Actors, and Musicians currently employed at Rupert Hafley & Sons From: Rupert Hafley, Esq. It has come to my attention, repeatedly, that many of our law firm's staff members have been endeavoring to introduce more... Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:34:43 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1523 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/08/kill_the_wabbit_1.html I am an opera singer. So you should listen closely when I tell you which is the world's greatest aria. Or where to get the city's best great pastrami sandwich. (Langer's.) You should also take my advice when I let... Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:02:33 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1515 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/07/naval_gazing_1.html As we come through the turnstile you'll be able see the spectacular Tomb of the Little Known Sailor. If the tour group will look closely at the eternal flame on the top of the monument you will notice that it... Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:23:03 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1509 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/07/complanity_fair_1.html Peoria, Ill. (AP) - Thousands are rushing (albeit begrudgingly) to the opening week of the fourth annual World's Unfair being held in Peoria, Illinois. Creators of the event tout that while the World's Fair (and WorldExpo) showcases innovations and celebrations... Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:14:37 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1504 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/07/i_swear_1.html Having kids around the workplace is fun. Except, of course, when they shred important documents, drain all the water out of the Arrowhead dispenser, or hack into the company database and e-mail all the customers that their credit histories have... Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:17:27 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1497 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/07/low_prices_born_1.html For many people summertime means vacation time, but for many Americans it's just another stressful season that brings out the worst in us. So, if your anxiety always seems to win out when you start planning projects like trips to... Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:05:09 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1492 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/06/sympathy_from_t_1.html This is part of a series of advice columns we've collected from around the globe. ---- Dear Satan, Every time our neighborhood holds a friendly summertime get together, a certain family down the block never fails to show up with... Thu, 05 Jun 2008 20:22:04 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1473 Tim Donnelly Comedy Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/05/the_rainbow_cor.html Mr. Lawrence Wright, owner of Rainbow Plumbing, doesn't know why he's getting such a surge of new clientele. "It just happened," Mr. Wright said, standing outside his work van, newly branded with a giant image of a multi-colored rainbow. "I... Thu, 29 May 2008 17:08:55 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1466 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/05/consider_the_so.html New from Golden Tamarind Studios! Your all-time favorite films now available on DVD and Blu-ray Disc with exciting extras only a studio like Golden Tamarind can offer! Other Hollywood studios can promise their DVDs and Blu-ray Discs offer behind-the-scenes action,... Thu, 15 May 2008 15:21:07 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1447 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/05/portrait_of_the_1.html It's this Saturday and Sunday from 8am until our doors close (well, not technically our doors, but until I place a sturdy neighborhood kid to guard the stacked tables so I can shuffle everything back into my less-than-secure back yard).... Personally collected by someone who gave no consideration to the opportunity of placing their money into a 401(k) or tax-free IRA, this vast selection of music including popular (Warrant), ironically purchased (Olivia Newton John), and obscure (Okinawan folk music) is sure to delight young and old alike. Thu, 08 May 2008 17:40:01 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1438 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/04/drive_she_said.html Dear Editor, I am writing in response to your article in last week's paper on appallingly bad drivers ("You're In Reverse, Moron!" Apr. 17th), which I consider to be one of the most ill researched, one-sided articles I've seen in... Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:45:01 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1420 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/04/anamorphically_1.html Available for a limited time only, the Special Features Bonus Disk of your life now on DVD!! Yes, if you act now, a special limited edition commemorative DVD based on your VERY OWN LIFE can be yours for only $19.95!... Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:52:27 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1397 Tim Donnelly Comedy Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/02/no_country_for.html Our film critic, D. Wayne Seybold is on vacation the next two weeks. Our restaurant critic, Eileen Verbena, will be penning this column is his absence. The Cinema Review: No Country For Old Men Upon entering OMC's Pacific West... Thu, 28 Feb 2008 16:18:10 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1356 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/02/suv_luv_1.html "SUV LUV" Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:12:37 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1350 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/02/apple_of_my_eye_1.html Trying to purchase a gift for my brother at a department store, something unusual happened. Right after the cashier told me my purchase would be $25.98, and before I could get out my wallet, a balding, paunchy caped man jumped... Thu, 14 Feb 2008 18:49:10 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1344 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/02/gift_with_purch.html Hi there!!I'm the pamphlet that came with your brand new printer cartridge.Pleased to make your acquaintance!Take a look at all FOUR of my colorful pages and you'll see the plethora of marvelous products also offered by the company who manufactured... Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:52:33 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1336 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/01/seattle_notsosu.html "And now the weather report, with Weather Bob!" "What's it like outside, Bob?" "Well, Carol, as many of you Seattlites are already experiencing, it's raining outside. We're getting the traffic snarls and hiccups you'd expect from this much continuous... Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:27:36 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1328 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/01/why_i_was_fired.html Corporal Rules by Roderick J. Clamors Two identical men, each handsome and unusually adept at his chosen work, working in what came to be called the Cinema Age. Why had both chosen the same city to practice occupations at such... Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:11:09 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1323 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/01/yodacrantz_vade_1.html To: Finance Dept. From: Office of the CFO Re: Martin Cornblum To put to rest anything the rumor mill may have already churned out, I wanted to take a moment to publicly announce that Martin Cornblum, one of our Sr.... Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:02:00 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1316 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2008/01/oh_that_tannenb_1.html Hellooooooo! Hellloooooooooooooooo! Down here on the curb! Maybe you don't recognize me. Perhaps it's because you'd gotten used to seeing me upright, green, and standing in your living room, not lying in your gutter like some sort of coniferous derelict.... Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:27:47 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2008:/butlessaboutme//7.1308 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/12/st_peter_bounce_1.html Thank you for your email, I'm sorry I missed you!I will be out of the office until January 2, 2008 and will have limited access to voice mail and e-mail until that date.All Afterlife Orientations will be initiated on my... Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:03:12 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1299 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor That Bit At The End http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/12/memo_from_the_p.html First of all, I'd like to thank all of you who made it to our superb Staff Holiday party last night. All of you who did not have a chance to make it for whatever reason (and I was personally... Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:15:48 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1287 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/11/ave_mariah.html Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:26:02 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1283 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/11/the_devil_you_s.html This is part of a series of advice columns we've collected from around the globe. Dear Satan: In my dream I wake up and head over to the computer to check my email. I turn on the monitor, and I... Wed, 14 Nov 2007 20:52:26 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1273 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/11/call_of_the_wil.html Greetings from the road! Just a general update to all our friends and family, since Bill and I didn't get around to sending a holiday newsletter this year (again). We are currently on the road headed toward Canada and having... Wed, 07 Nov 2007 21:23:33 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1268 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/11/and_whatever_yo.html Thu, 01 Nov 2007 17:49:28 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1263 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/10/highway_to_heck.html In compliance with FCC provisions we are providing this week's column space for use by an opposing viewpoint other than that of our regular columnist. Hello. This is a warning to all readers! If any of you have been reading... Wed, 17 Oct 2007 17:57:03 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1252 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/10/the_twelve_sign.html Satan's Week in Astrology Week of November 11 to November 17, 2007 AriesHesitation just isn't your style, especially as this week begins. Who was that who cut you off coming into the office parking lot? The stars say it's time... Wed, 03 Oct 2007 17:33:59 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1239 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/09/murder_llc.html To: Inmate 6654097New York State Penitentiary Hey Uncle Lou, I got a couple minutes before my next meeting, so wanted to write ya. I got some time because that stupid Frankie Two Shoes is yappin' at Loretta Stefano in Finance... Wed, 26 Sep 2007 18:00:26 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1232 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/09/prophecy_al_for.html Though many will prattle on (and on) about the uncanny predictions of Nostradamus (Michel de Nostredame), surprisingly few Americans know about the astonishingly more accurate divinations of the late, great Italian oracle Cosa Nostradamus. Born in the early 20th Century... Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:28:32 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1225 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/09/a_night_on_the.html As the company Vice President you may have seen nearly passed out in a stall in the men's room at last night's company party, I hope you'll recognize that today we are both working toward a common goal (the good... Wed, 12 Sep 2007 18:08:28 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1220 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/09/happy_birthday.html Thu, 06 Sep 2007 17:35:23 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1213 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/08/a_metric_ton_of.html Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:49:22 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1208 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/08/well_off_broadw.html Good evening, gentle patron of the arts. The theatre management has been kind enough to give me the chance to introduce myself via this playbill just minutes before you see the show which bears my name as playwright. An odd... Wed, 22 Aug 2007 16:30:53 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1198 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/08/transformer.html Most of what I've become, I believe, can be blamed on my father. The man was a relentless tinkerer and decided one evening to switch the voice box of my Redondo Beach Darby with the one from my brother's Mercenary... Wed, 08 Aug 2007 15:09:21 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1189 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/08/thats_rich_1.html Thu, 02 Aug 2007 18:53:43 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1183 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/07/the_revolution.html Wed, 25 Jul 2007 18:49:20 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1177 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/06/loose_footings.html This Week: Putting Up A Wooden Fence A fence not only adds interest to your back or front yard, it keeps what you want in and unwanted guests out. Though it may seem like a labor-intensive project, it doesn't have... Thu, 28 Jun 2007 16:21:59 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1162 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/06/this_is_just_to.html Yvette, Good morning. I'm off to work. I hope you'll take the time to read this small note before you start your day. I know this may sound somewhat harsh, but I truly believe that if we are going to... Fri, 22 Jun 2007 18:00:55 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1157 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/06/wide_awake_in_a.html Wed, 13 Jun 2007 18:39:30 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1148 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/06/the_bitterest_p.html Thu, 07 Jun 2007 18:10:37 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1141 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/05/lady_or_tiger_1.html Wed, 30 May 2007 18:55:32 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1133 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/05/thanks_for_the.html The strangest thing happened to me a few months back. I was driving downtown to go see that new exhibit on very small wooden figurines carved by 17th century French monks (I can't for the life of me remember what... Thu, 24 May 2007 15:15:36 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1127 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/05/reduce_reuse_re.html We can proudly announce That Bit at the End is now 70% Certified Organic! That is to say that no more than 30% of the material found in this column is pilfered from other sources like newspapers, television shows, trade... Wed, 16 May 2007 18:56:31 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1120 Tim Donnelly Comedy Current Affairs Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/05/in_a_family_way.html To: The Entire CompanyFrom: Your CEO Having returned from what could be the most energizing seminar of my life, I am asking each one of you to sit down and take a moment to read this short memo on... Wed, 09 May 2007 20:17:22 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1113 Tim Donnelly Comedy Current Affairs Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/05/from_nigeria_wi.html From Dr. Andrew A. Okoya URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL FROM NIGERIA This e-mail missive may come to you as a surprise as it is coming from someone you have not met before. Please do not be alarmed, as my colleagues and... Fri, 04 May 2007 14:12:51 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1105 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/04/i_can_see_your.html Wed, 25 Apr 2007 17:40:10 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1099 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/04/prescription_fo.html We're glad that you and your doctor have chosen Zotov to help you lower your blood pressure and improve your lifestyle. Zotov, plus a controlled diet and a regular exercise program have been shown to be an important part of... Wed, 18 Apr 2007 19:45:32 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1092 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/04/low_prices_born.html It's MIDTERM and TAX time again, that stressful season that brings out the worst in many of us. If the anxiety associated with these large tasks drives you into exaggerated, highly distressing, and persistent thoughts, compulsions, or repetitive, ritualistic, and... Wed, 11 Apr 2007 18:37:24 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1084 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/04/for_hes_jolly_g.html Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:29:13 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1078 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/03/i_laughed_till.html To: Marketing DepartmentFrom: The Office of Jake Sanders Due to the rather poor numbers during the opening weekend of our movie (we came in behind the IMAX film on the British House of Commons), it looks like we will need... Wed, 28 Mar 2007 14:37:49 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1070 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/03/plant_one_on_me.html Wed, 21 Mar 2007 16:56:26 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1063 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/03/who_wants_to_be.html Wed, 14 Mar 2007 16:55:31 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1057 Tim Donnelly Comedy Current Affairs Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/03/get_a_second_li.html (We received this viral e-mail the other day. Aquent has no affiliation with this company or its product.) Long time no talk! I wanted to tell you about a game that's changed my life. Really! After a long day at... Wed, 07 Mar 2007 16:08:48 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1049 Tim Donnelly Comedy Current Affairs Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/02/ecochallenged.html Now at your local toy store, the new action figure collection that's sweeping the country like a prairie wildfire... Introducing the ECO-WARRIORS**! Out to save the Virgin Territories from the notorious Land Baron and his malevolent Henchmen, the Eco-Warriors band... Wed, 28 Feb 2007 17:30:51 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1041 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/02/lowlights.html Attn: Editorial and Subscription Depts. It is with great regret that I write you today to cancel my subscription to your publication. I have been a faithful subscriber to your periodical since I was a young boy (as my brother... Wed, 21 Feb 2007 18:02:50 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1034 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/02/taking_stock.html As a generic photo of a woman used on sales flyers, medical brochures, and government documents, you can consider me the perfect person to ask where to find the nearest Starbucks or the exact date of next Tony Awards, as... Wed, 14 Feb 2007 18:39:48 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1026 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/02/spend_like_you.html Hello, Flippy the Trademark-Evading Dolphin here again! Folks, Valentine's Day is just around the corner and you still have one short week to get that special someone a wonderful gift that won't cost you an arm and a leg. Heck,... Wed, 07 Feb 2007 17:12:02 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1019 Tim Donnelly Comedy Current Affairs Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/01/compulsively_yo.html THE HESITANT NOMADItems for the Panicky Traveler Ever start dreaming of sailing through the waters of the Aegean Sea only to become overcome by thoughts of unsanitary conditions, seasickness, drowning, piracy, strangulation, and alien abduction? We know exactly how you... Wed, 31 Jan 2007 17:01:37 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1010 Tim Donnelly Comedy Current Affairs Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/01/cliffs_notes.html Wed, 24 Jan 2007 17:26:20 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.1003 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/01/how_dry_im_not.html Wed, 17 Jan 2007 18:15:04 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.996 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2007/01/from_our_house.html Hi, all! Our holiday greeting comes a little late this year, but we've been so busy that we just didn't have time to jot down all we did in 2006. Wally and I continue to relish our retirement. We're so... Wed, 10 Jan 2007 17:30:21 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2007:/butlessaboutme//7.990 Tim Donnelly Comedy Current Affairs Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/12/fatal_attractor.html Dear Customer Service, I am writing to you today to file a complaint about the Super3000 Electromagnet I recently bought from your Web site. I had purchased this magnet on a lark, since I am something of a science... Wed, 20 Dec 2006 16:54:41 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.978 Tim Donnelly Comedy Current Affairs Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/12/why_am_i_such_a.html Wed, 13 Dec 2006 17:22:54 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.971 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/11/in_retrospect.html Wed, 29 Nov 2006 19:36:16 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.961 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/11/make_a_run_for.html Slovanistan, Former USSR (Associated Press) - From the small village of Slovanistan, located in a far corner of the former Soviet Union, PR executive Richard Price is passing out squeezee balls to village children and leading them around like a... Wed, 15 Nov 2006 18:25:09 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.951 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/11/the_power_of_po.html January 7, 1975Omaha, NE Claire, On the road again with the team and visiting some of the friendly faces in the Midwest. Funny how they call it the Midwest, isn't it? If our founding fathers had landed in Los Angeles,... Wed, 08 Nov 2006 18:37:38 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.944 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/11/feast_of_the_st.html As head of the Committee to Consolidate American Holidays, I would like to introduce you to the many benefits of adopting our revised holiday schedule to your current company calendar. As I travel around the country speaking to CEOs and... Wed, 01 Nov 2006 18:56:03 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.935 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/10/eats_rocks_leav.html From Rocker's Week, September 30, 2006 issue APOSTROPHE ROCKS By Nigel Grace All right lads, this is it. After years of writing this column and trying to teach you cloth-eared beets the most basic of English punctuation, I'm chucking the... Wed, 25 Oct 2006 14:40:06 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.925 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/10/sympathy_for_th.html This is the first of a series of advice columns we've collected from around the Rock 'n Roll world. -------------------- Dear Satan, I am a financial officer for an international energy company, and I have a bit of an ethical... Wed, 18 Oct 2006 14:21:16 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.916 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/10/major_tom_to_gr.html Congratulations on your purchase of a new RockStar In-Vehicle Safety and Security System. We hope that you find our service easy to understand and potentially life saving to use! Using revolutionary technology, RockStar provides you with the latest road, weather,... Wed, 11 Oct 2006 15:00:43 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.907 Tim Donnelly Comedy Current Affairs Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/10/bazooka_joe.html Rocktober is always a sad time of year for me. Not only due to the dearth of Rocktober cards from friends and relatives (true, but why bother complaining?), but that it means another year has come and gone and that... Wed, 04 Oct 2006 15:35:40 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.901 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/09/matzoh_fast.html Wed, 27 Sep 2006 14:42:40 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.892 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/09/naval_gazing.html As we come through the turnstile you'll be able see the spectacular Tomb of the Little Known Sailor. If the tour group will look closely at the eternal flame on the top of the monument you will notice that it... Fri, 22 Sep 2006 16:26:10 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.887 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/09/learn_to_deal_w.html I may be passive-aggressive, but I'm also a bank teller. So you should listen to me when I say how you should get your money, the combination of 10s, 20s, or 50s and such. Not only because I know a... Fri, 15 Sep 2006 14:20:41 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.879 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/09/anamorphically.html Available for a limited time only, the Special Features Bonus Disk of your life now on DVD!! Yes, if you act now, a special limited edition commemorative DVD based on your VERY OWN LIFE can be yours for only $19.95!... Fri, 08 Sep 2006 17:37:55 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.872 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/09/out_of_office_r.html We won't be running this week's Bit at the End because our columnist is vacationing. In Reseda. We think that he must have family there because, although Reseda is nice this time of year (100 degrees today at last check),... Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:00:00 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.866 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/08/lost_in_transit.html Hollywood, CA - Mark Kempinski, postal worker for over 35 years, had led the quiet life of solitude, whether it was raining, snowing, or under the gloom of night. That is, until this weekend, when his life came under the... Fri, 25 Aug 2006 12:00:00 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.858 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/08/v8_awd_name_dro.html Anyone who has ever driven the Dodge K car knows the value of a great car name. After all it was a car so devoid of personality only one letter of the alphabet was bestowed upon it. And not a... Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:00:00 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.848 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/08/mutiny_with_the.html MEMOTo: All Bounty HuntersFrom: FinanceDate: August11, 2006RE: New Reimbursement Procedures As discussed during the introduction of our new CFO, Col. J.T. Blessington (USAF Ret.), there are many new procedures you will need to follow in the submission of your reimbursement... Fri, 11 Aug 2006 15:07:39 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.842 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/08/portrait_of_the.html Announcing: The Greatest Yard Sale in the Long and Tenured History of Yard Sales Is this your normal, weekend yard sale? Sir or madam, it most certainly is not. Did you even read the intro? This will be, without question,... Fri, 04 Aug 2006 14:58:56 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.835 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/07/like_a_wellboil.html Fri, 28 Jul 2006 18:55:38 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.827 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/07/not_so_bon_mot.html Would you like a fun summer vacation game? Something to keep you occupied as you drive across this great nation flying past countless Stuckey's and rest areas? Then this is NOT the game for you. This is an irritating game.... Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:31:36 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.820 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/07/for_those_about.html Have ADD? We can help! Our company has a fantastic line of books perfect for people with limited... See! 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Fri, 30 Jun 2006 15:01:00 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.799 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/06/kill_the_wabbit.html I am an opera singer. So you should listen closely when I tell you where to get a great pastrami sandwich. You should also take my advice when I let you know which cars are safest to drive. Not because... Fri, 23 Jun 2006 20:05:04 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.793 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/06/buy_the_book.html New for our customers: the Aquent Creative Fun Book! Each 15-page book is illustrated in sparse black and white and comes with a small box of crayons. Just the perfect thing when your client is running late and you're stuck... Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:11:06 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.779 Tim Donnelly Comedy Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/05/the_iceman_blog.html Fri, 26 May 2006 16:50:36 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.771 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/05/a_super_place_t.html Choosing to live and work in the heart of downtown Metropolis, a place with more superheroes, villains, and monsters per capita than any other city in the world (and more created every single day) does has its drawbacks. Say busses... Fri, 19 May 2006 17:42:46 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.764 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/05/tbd.html Hello! As our usual That Bit at the End columnist is currently on hiatus, we thought it was the perfect time to conduct a short survey. Mostly to find out how That Bit at the End is meeting your needs... Fri, 12 May 2006 13:54:05 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.756 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/05/and_whatever_yo.html Fri, 05 May 2006 18:22:44 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.748 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/04/its_allgood.html Week 36: Allgood Expedition Benjamin, What a long and curious week this has been! It all began Monday, when I discovered the first of the most peculiar kind of notes that I have ever seen. The natives left the note... Fri, 28 Apr 2006 13:24:27 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.741 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/04/the_time_of_you.html Thu, 20 Apr 2006 19:12:04 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.735 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/04/apple_of_my_eye.html Trying to purchase a gift for my brother at a department store, something unusual happened. Right after the cashier told me my purchase would be $25.98, and before I could get out my wallet, a balding, paunchy caped man jumped... Thu, 13 Apr 2006 13:36:56 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.726 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/04/macgyvers_ed.html Hello, everyone. Recently, we've been receiving numerous complaints about our car commercials glorifying speed and reckless driving. Today, I wish to illustrate to you, the press and public, that our ads are top quality and to show you why we... Fri, 07 Apr 2006 17:37:34 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.719 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/03/that_pet_at_the.html It happened a little after 8pm on that fateful Tuesday. My girlfriend and I were sitting on our couch watching TV and relaxing. Ziggy, my African grey parrot watched along with us, squawking happily. It was not until I heard... Fri, 31 Mar 2006 15:57:22 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.711 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/03/off_the_beaten.html Restaurant Review By Rupert Salter When you enter the newly redone Tsampa restaurant, at the foot of the Himalayas, you may notice that like many buildings in the area, it is a mud hut. They say never to judge a... Fri, 24 Mar 2006 14:43:25 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.702 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor http://blogs.aquent.com/aquentblog/2006/03/ciyay.html Fri, 17 Mar 2006 16:29:15 EST tag:blogs.aquent.com,2006:/butlessaboutme//7.695 Tim Donnelly Comedy Daily Chortle Har-Dee Har Har Humor