Tim Donnelly: October 2007 Archives

Spooky Days Have Found Us

Happy Halloween, ya'll!

Hope you have fun, however you celebrate....

We celebrated here by dressing up as Marshall Stallings, our Operations Manager (pictured, left).

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A few other things for you today:

Tip of the video iceberg? Click here check out the interactive video for the Arcade Fire song, Neon Bible (click on his face and hands while he sings):

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Our Web site gets a Halloween revamp courtesy of Kevin Bonixe who won our design contest.

Check out our home page to get a look (turn up your speakers).

Remember tonight to carry a flashlight and don't use a mask that covers your eyes.

Have fun!

Hell-o-ween

Here's how my family rolls for Halloween:

Kids go to pumpkin patch with school.
Kids go to pumpkin patch with playgroup.
Kids go to pumpkin patch with friend's playgroup.

Lastly, kids go to Pomona Ag School pumpkin patch with family.

If you get the idea that we have close to 100 pumpkins of various shapes and sizes by the time Halloween comes around, give yourself two points.

My memory is very iffy, but I seem to remember my family of 6 going out to a pumpkin lot and having to decide on one pumpkin to bring home. Then I believe my parents took it away from us, argued with each other, carved it, and made pumpkin seeds while we watched It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown downstairs.

It's all a big haze.

But my wife and I do a similar version of carving with my kids: they bring in their 5 pumpkins each, attempt to draw on them, then we carve them up the best we can while they Art Direct ("Make the logo bigger, Dad!", "Has anyone seen this pumpkin's job jacket?")

Which is why this post by a design studio in Queens talking about their Pumpkin Carving Salon intrigued me. They invited "24 of our most creative friends and local artists to our studio and asked them to break the mold on traditional pumpkin carving."

Maybe they'll be available tomorrow night when we start ours.

Otherwise, I'm going to have to teach the kids the proper use of a DeWalt 18-volt power drill.

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10.26.07

The Aquent ASAP Job List
"Eminence Front End"

Interested in a position?

PLEASE E-MAIL THE AGENT (see links for each job):

  • A recent resume which reflects all the must haves
  • A brief summary of how your experience matches the MUST HAVES
  • Any samples, if requested

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THIS WEEK'S POSITIONS:

  1. Web Developer/UI Designer
  2. Coder
  3. On-Line Web Design Manager
  4. Product Manager
  5. Sr. Print/Web Designer
  6. Web Designer

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POSITION: Web Developer/UI Designer

TERMS: Long-Term Freelance (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:

  • 5 to 7 years of professional experience
  • Prior work on large corporate sites
  • Strong coding skills in HTML and CSS

PERKS!:

  • Hip start up
  • Music lovers dream gig!

LOCATION:

  • Hollywood

CONTACT AGENT

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POSITION: Coder

TERMS: Permanent  (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:

  • 2+ years of professional experience and prior work on large sites
  • Must be able to hand-code in HTML and CSS
  • Knowledge of JavaScript
  • Great attitude a must!

PERKS!:

  • Working with a great, enthusiastic team
  • Innovative established company with room for growth

LOCATION:

  • West LA 

CONTACT AGENT

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POSITION: On-Line Web Design Manager

TERMS: Permanent (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:

  • Knowledge of Web Analytics
  • Minimum 5 years in Web industry
  • Hands-on skills in Photoshop and general knowledge of HTML and CSS
  • Managerial experience with both projects and people

PERKS!:

  • Working with a great, enthusiastic team
  • Innovative established company with room for growth

LOCATION:

  • West LA

CONTACT AGENT

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POSITION: Product Manager

TERMS: Freelance-to-Permanent  (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:

  • 2+ years experience as a Consumer Product Marketing Manager
  • Extensive experience with market research, data analysis, customer surveys, product positioning, messaging, and pricing
  • Bachelors Degree required, MBA preferred

PERKS!:

  • Fun, casual environment with an entreprenurial culture
  • Great work/life balance!

LOCATION:

  • Hollywood

CONTACT AGENT

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POSITION: Sr. Print/Web Designer

TERMS: Freelance-to-Permanent  (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:

  • 5+ years experience designing Web sites and marketing collateral/promotional materials for banking, real estate, and/or healthcare industry
  • Must show recent samples of design work
  • Must have hands-on design and production skills in InDesign, Photoshop, and Illustrator

PERKS!:

  • Really nice and friendly corporate environment

LOCATION:

  • Woodland Hills

CONTACT AGENT

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POSITION: Web Designer

TERMS: Freelance-to-Permanent (On-Site)

  • 2+ years of experience
  • Must have Flash experience (ActionScripting a plus)
  • Prior work on entertainment sites

PERKS!:

  • Top entertainment interactive agency
  • Great clients

LOCATION:

  • North Hollywood

CONTACT AGENT

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IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS INTERESTED AND QUALIFIED:

Point your friend right to this link and have them drop your name to the Agent.

INTERESTED IN OTHER AQUENT POSITIONS?

Go here, my friend, then select Job Openings

* MyAquent users, use your UserName & Password to express interest in jobs. Everybody else, the registration is easy!

The JOB CENTER will track which jobs you've applied for and the current status.

Blogging In The Dark

So even though I have no idea what an intarsia pattern is, I'm blogging ahead!

Chronicle Books is holding a design contest that many of you Designers out there might find interesting.

They're putting the finishing touches on their latest knitting book, Picture Perfect Knits by Laura Birek, and they're looking for...

"the five most creative, most dream-worthy intarsia knitting patterns. It could be anything, from a jaunty anchor to a geek-chic argyle pattern to a killer alphabet. Whatever pattern you would want to see in a knitting book. Five winners will have their name and pattern printed in the book and be promoted here on our Handmade Thursdays. Winners will also receive a free copy of the book when it comes out next fall."

They use as an example this Wonder Woman sweater someone named Practical Polly made.

Once again, I am so lost.

As a young lad I was told if I took up knitting, hooligans would most likely come by and stab me with my knitting needles.

Happily I took up Saturday morning cartoons and never looked back.

But if you're an artsy, craftsy, or just hellaciously talented, go to the contest site and give 'em heck!

When you win and feel you owe me one, a Snidely Whiplash sweater will do nicely.

Thanking you in advance...

Aquent Calling

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I bet you, like many people, wonder aloud while reading this blog, "Just how high and whiny is Tim Donnelly's voice?" Or, those of you more familiar with our office, "Just how fast does Susie Hall speak. And how is it she was born and raised in the South and has no trace of an accent?"

All your questions will be answered (and some you don't) courtesy of Jim Stroud.

Jim was kind enough to interview Susie and I for his Recruiters Lounge and make us sound funnier, smarter, and cooler than we are in real life. I think it might be the addition of music in the background.

If you'd like to hear more of what life is like in staffing, what it's like staffing at Aquent, or where we stash our chocolate and loose change, click below.

Please tip your waitress.

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When your mother calls you at work.

As mine just did.

Everyone in the office is fine! Ryan was evacuated out of his house on Sunday (able to take nothing with him except his wife, two kids, and two dogs) but is able to go back today.

I'm sorry to say it's not the same for everyone in the Los Angeles and Orange County areas.

If you're an Aquent Talent and need any assistance, please call the office! (323.634.7000).

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What to do this weekend.... what to do?

If you find yourself in between football games or an hour left until your tee time, don't forget you can create a quick Halloween banner for the Aquent Web site.

Or Aquafresh Extreme clean video.

Or my next family Christmas card (or Hanukkah card, depending who it's sent to).

And still have plenty of time to do what YOU want to do!

It's a great way to while away your weekend and earn money (or the respect of a hardworking blogger).

Don't worry, you'll still have plenty of time to make $1.50 PBR Night (if you live in Denver).

Dude Looks Like A Lady

THIS WEEK'S POSITIONS:

Account/Client Services Supervisor
Fulfillment Project Manager
Sr. Designer
RFP Specialist
Production Artist
Traffic Manager
Web Project Manager / Producer
Production Artist
Sr. Designer

POSITION: Account/Client Services Supervisor

TERMS: Freelance-to-Permanent (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:
Experience managing team of Account or Marketing Managers
Heavy client service and marketing experience
5 to 10 years of experience
Ability to mentor and lead a dynamic and disparate team

PERKS!:
Leading non-profit company in the U.S.
Perfect job for someone who likes the challenge of pulling a team together

LOCATION: Pasadena

CONTACT AGENT

POSITION: Fulfillment Project Manager

TERMS: Freelance-to-Permanent (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:
Cross-functional team experience
Experience managing vendors
Full-time salary is $55k
Experience developing workflow systems, scheduling, managing budgets, and tracking projects

PERKS!:
Leading non-profit company

LOCATION: Pasadena

CONTACT AGENT

POSITION: Sr. Designer

TERMS: Freelance-to-Permanent (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:
Ability to create conceptual POPs and key art
Entertainment experience
5+ years of experience

PERKS!:
Very cool, high profile projects
Great team environment

LOCATION: El Segundo

CONTACT AGENT

POSITION: RFP Specialist

TERMS: Freelance (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:
2 years of experience writing RFPs
Excellent writing, editing, and proofreading skills
Great time management and organizational skills
Position is writing only, no research

PERKS!:
Friendly environment

LOCATION: Downtown

CONTACT AGENT

POSITION: Production Artist

TERMS: Long-Term Freelance (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:
2+ years of experience in print production for packaging
Must show recent samples of print packaging
Pay is $25/hour

PERKS!:
International company with a great brand name

LOCATION: El Segundo

CONTACT AGENT

POSITION: Traffic Manager

TERMS: Freelance (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:
Ability to work in a fast-paced environment
Experience working with job jackets, setting schedules, and deadlines
3+ years of experience
Extensive knowledge of pre-press

PERKS!:
Be part of a terrific creative team!

LOCATION: West LA

CONTACT AGENT

POSITION: Web Project Manager / Producer

TERMS: Freelance-to-Permanent (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:
2+ years of on-line project management experience at an agency
Solid understanding of lifecycle of Web development initiatives
Organized and able to manage deliverables and assets
Eye for design

PERKS!:
Good work environment
Company promotes well-being

LOCATION: Northridge

CONTACT AGENT

POSITION: Production Artist

TERMS: Freelance (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:
Catalog/magazine layout and long document experience
3+ years of experience
Knowledge of CS2 and CS3

PERKS!:
Cutting-edge company with a strong environmental mission
Exceptional team (no one wants to leave!)

LOCATION: Ventura

CONTACT AGENT

POSITION: Sr. Designer

TERMS: Long-Term Freelance (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:
5 to 7 years of experience
Packaging experience a must!
Solid skills in point of purchase displays, advertisements, catalogs, brochures, and logos

PERKS!:
Strong team at a solid company

LOCATION: Moorpark

CONTACT AGENT

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This is an interesting idea, to encourage energy conservation, a league of people is pushing for a Lights Out Night.

It was started in Australia, witnessed and borrowed by a San Franciscan, now adopted by a Los Angeles group promoting it here.

On October 20th (this Saturday) they're encouraging all of LA to turn off all non-essential lighting from 8 to 9pm and install one compact fluorescent light bulb.

Seems like a small effort you say?

Here's the conclusion drawn by Sydney's hour of no lights: "2.2 million people participated. Their one hour of lights out meant that 24.86 tons of carbon dioxide were not released into the air - the equivalent of taking 48,613 cars off the road for one hour."

If you hate fluorescent bulbs, you may want to have a look at this Popular Mechanics article comparing the light given off by them, to get one you actually like.

On a personal not, I'm up to 7 replacements in our house (everything not on a dimmer switch) and it really hasn't made a big difference light-wise.

If you're worried about the rumors you've heard about mercury in fluorescent bulbs, well, it's a lot of hooey. Check out the environmental impact reported in Popular Science.

Aren't you glad I said "interesting" and not "bright" idea?

I've got your back.

"Highway to Heck"

In compliance with FCC provisions we are providing this week's column space for use by an opposing viewpoint other than that of our regular columnist.

Hello.

This is a warning to all readers! If any of you have been reading this column with any regularity you may already be predisposed to worshiping Satan!

When you read this column backward you will discover the author's true relationship with the devil, suicide, murder, and the occult.

Our crack team of Decoders spent countless hours working to decrypt secret messages hidden within each of his columns. What we have found is nothing less than horrifying. Each one is filled with literally hundreds of references to murder, moon worship, paganism, and some despicable act called "eht", which appears up to 45 times in each column.

Findings by our crew have revealed the hidden messages, "I need a soda" and "would you like fries with that?" (in Vol. 2, Issues 32 and 67, respectively) which we firmly believe have spurred a junk food feeding frenzy among our teens. The obesity problem, which already affects many of our country's best and brightest young people, needs no help from the likes of this man.

It may also interest you to know that in a recent court case an upstanding family accused the author of hiding messages which commanded their son to "defrost the fridge, baby" (Vol.1, Issue 45: "Where's that Sock?"). The secret directive resulted in $148.25 in damage to frozen peas, pot pies, and those little tiny corn dogs. Though the columnist was acquitted due to a lack of evidence and the family forced to pay his downtown parking fees, it still stands to reason that the longer these messages are out there, the longer we'll have to worry about this issue.

You may already be familiar with our group. We broke the story that the author's friend Paul had been dead for over three years and that secret messages were hidden in his column (Vol. 2, Issue 43: "He's Got No Shoes and yet He's Crossing the Street"). Even though the author himself continues to deny such a claim (going so far as to appear on TV with Paul holding up a copy of that day's newspaper), what we see is the great lengths he will go to maintain his charade to both media and fans alike.

We have not been sleeping since that discovery!

Each of the columnist's backward masked columns have been translated by our team and have revealed messages sent in Spanish, Mandarin, and the African clicking language known as N|u, thus leading us to believe the problem is more widespread than we had originally thought. (Case in point, last week's advice to Spanish language backward readers to "no pague el precio del autobus" or "don't pay the bus fare".)

Most recently a European woman translated all of Vol. 1-2 into Portuguese, read the issues backwards, then translated them back into English and came up with this most offensive prose:

"My book flew out [the] window. Summer time is ice cream time. Where is my hairline? S[atan] is my quarterback. Oh, Satan of Constantinople[sic]. Karl Marx lives [in that] park."

Many of you have wondered "What's the big deal?", since the columnist, like many Heavy Metal rock bands, has already announced publicly that he has a longstanding interest in the Dark Arts (Vol. 1, Issue 12 & 16 respectively: "Best Wines for Your Black Mass" and "B_RNT OFFERINGS: All That's Missing is 'U'").

For one, you'll discover that even though he has repeatedly said in interviews that he "drinks blood" and "holds rituals at midnight", his backmasked text reveals that he "drinks blood while holding rituals at midnight", which may make you see him in a brand new (and shocking) light.

More importantly, anyone with half a brain will tell you that putting messages into music or a newspaper backwards, though unintelligible to the conscious mind, are easily descrambled by the subconscious mind, altering and shaping behavior of the listener or reader.

Which brings us to our two points:

One, stop reading these columns! Your very life is at risk!

Two, please help us in our support of the Backwards Masking School Learning Program to help our children better understand Geometry, History, and English.

Go to www.backmasklearning.com to learn more!

Thank you for your time.

HOT (ROCKS) TALENT!

What, exactly, is an "Aqualung"? What did 80's hair band Poison mean by the "Unskinny Bop"? Can anyone, anywhere, name a Golden Earring hit?

Sometimes Rocktober brings about more questions than answers.

Happily we're bringing you only solutions this week, in the form of fantastic Aquent Talent guaranteed to impact your company's bottom line and make your work life better.

Which will free you up to accomplish important life goals...

Say, getting the Trans-Am off those cinderblocks and out of Mom's yard by Thanksgiving.

You can thank us with a PBR down by the river.

Don't forget to follow the links for profiles, samples, and resumes.

Then call us for our Classic Rock hold music (we won't be long).

Enjoy!

FEATURED TALENT THIS WEEK

Thomas M. - Print & Web Art Director | Designer
Coburn H. - UI Design | Developer
Sokrates F. - Copy Editor | Proofreader
Chris G. - Jr. Flash ActionScriptor

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Thomas M.
Print & Web Art Director | Designer

With amazing experience in CPG, entertainment, automotive, beauty, architecture and non-profit, look no further for your next print and Web superstar!

Well, just a little further, we're not done telling you about him.

Tom's conceptual as well as hands-on skill can be seen on work for companies such as National Geographic, NBC, Mazda, Infiniti, Nestle, Ziba Beauty, and many more. He has agency experience from Rare Medium, Sandy Creative, and CRDG Hollywood and is an expert at creating stellar packaging, POP, signage, marketing collateral, direct mail, Web sites, Flash animation banners, and HTML emails.

Looking for a team environment to call home (either permanently or freelance), he'll make all your campaigns truly shine!

See his on-line Aquent profile by clicking here.

Desired Work: Freelance & Permanent

Professional Categories: Graphic Design, Art Direction

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Coburn H.
UI Design | Developer

Now available after finishing up work for Ignited Minds, Coburn is a gifted Web Designer and Developer who has led creative teams in custom software development, internal- and external-facing sites, ecommerce environments, and much more.

With strong design skills and technical acumen, he's done excellent work of us at NBC Universal, Public Interest Advertising, and Earthlink. While on staff at Venice Consulting his client roster included Hilton Hotels, Buy.com, Fox Sports, Goldsmith Seeds, Shea Homes, Morgan Samuels, Millie & Severson, Pure Link, and Ladera.

His hands-on skills include some seriously strong HTML/DHTML, CSS, Photoshop, PHP, plus JavaScript and ASP.

Speaking of serious, if you're interested, call us today. We know he's not going to be available for long!

See his on-line Aquent profile by clicking here.

Desired Work: Freelance & Permanent

Skills: Adobe Acrobat, Adobe ImageReady, Adobe Photoshop, DHTML, HTML, Macromedia Dreamweaver, Macromedia HomeSite, Microsoft IIS, Microsoft Windows, Microsoft Windows NT, Microsoft Word, Visio

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Sokrates F.
Copy Editor | Proofreader

A spot-on Copy Editor and Proofreader with over 8 years of experience, Sokrates recently nabbed one of the highest scores we've ever seen on our arduous proofreading assessment.

Fluent in Chicago, AP, and AMA styles, he's guaranteed accuracy and clarity for dozens of elated clients including Microsoft, adidas, Best Buy, Coors, Disney, Ford, Levi's, Northwest Airlines, Bayer, Bristol-Myers Squibb, GlaxoSmithKline, Novartis, and Novo Nordisk.

With a background including advertising, legal and medical communications, public relations, and marketing, we think you'll find his commitment to the written word (whether it be on paper or on the Web) is second to none!

See his on-line Aquent profile by clicking here.

Desired Work: Freelance

Professional Categories: Editing, Proofreading, Content QA, Proposal Editor, Content Editing

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Chris G.
Jr. Flash ActionScriptor

We know he's going to be big.

Chris has just over a year of professional experience under his belt and he's already working on a notable client roster working on projects like full life cycle development of American Film Institute's prestigious (and extensive) 100 Years, 100 Movies site.

We'd also be foolish not to mention his high scores on our rigorous Actionscript assessment.

Ready to start immediately, he has the awesome hands-on skills and potential to get your site(s) to the next level!

See his on-line Aquent profile by clicking here.

Desired Work: Freelance & Permanent

Skills: Macromedia Flash, XML, Adobe Photoshop, Adobe Premiere, FileMaker, HTML, Lotus Freelance Graphics, Macromedia Dreamweaver, Adobe Acrobat, Adobe After Effects, Adobe Illustrator

Go Ahead, Scare Me

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Well, not too badly.

Aquent HQ is holding a contest to design a Halloween theme for our U.S. Web site with a Flash or animated GIF sequence.

And, just like the contest in A Charlie Brown Christmas, there will be cash prizes. Unlike that TV special, there will also be prizes related to software (in the form of a set of Adobe CS3 reference books).

I don't think the folks at HQ are thinking "My Bloody, Bloody Aquent" or "I Spit on Your Portfolio" if you're already headed that direction.

More like... "Oooh, that's a funny, happy, Halloween kind o' thing."

Stuff that would send young children (or Designers) scrambling for the mouse to click to someplace safer, like the Saw IV site.

All the contest rules, regulations, etc. are right here.

Employees of Aquent not eligible.

Which is a drag, as I've been up all night working on "Silence of the Brands".

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That Ain't Rock & Roll

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Let's face it, sticking it to the man is really (when you come down to it) is what Rock and Roll is all about.

Then why is it, with the thousand of rock stars currently living in California, the only one musician with enough guts to stick it to the California Franchise Board turns out to be Dionne Warwick?

Yes, Ms. Warwick has made our state's annual list of top  250 taxpayers "with liened state income tax delinquencies greater than $100,000".

The diva owes our state a whopping $2,665,305.83, outdoing one Mr.Orenthal 
"O.J." Simpson who comes in at a paltry $1,435,484.17. (What's that guy up to these days, I wonder?)

Rockers, do you really mean to be outdone by the woman who sang "Do You Know the Way to San José"?

Bollocks, indeed.

(photo by s2art)

Dust in the Wind

I don't know where to start on this business site, but here's their mascot:

Mhcnew

Yes, Mr. Happy Crack.

And here's some info from their site:

  • "A dry crack is a happy crack!"
  • Mike 'The Ray Kroc of Crack' Kodner started The Crack Team in 1985
  • Show us your crack! (photo upload)

In case you were wondering, this business does foundation repair.

Franchise opportunities available.

Speaking of crack.

(Thanks to Liz from DUH! Marketing for the pass along.)



(Might As Well) Jump

THIS WEEK'S POSITIONS:

  1. Project Manager
  2. Jr. Production Artist
  3. Global Brand Manager
  4. Interactive Account Supervisor
  5. Sr. Graphic Designer
  6. Web Page Production Artist
  7. Web Project Manager
  8. UI Designer

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POSITION: Project Manager

TERMS: Freelance-to-Permanent (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:

  • 2 to 3 years of project management experience
  • Home entertainment and DVD packaging experience
  • Agency or studio background

PERKS!:

  • Cool creative environment
  • Great job for film buffs!

LOCATION:

  • Hollywood

CONTACT AGENT

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POSITION: Jr. Production Artist

TERMS: Permanent  (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:

  • Hands-on skills in Quark and Photoshop
  • 1 to 2 years of professional production experience
  • Ability to take direction and work on mechanicals and templates
  • Position is production only 

PERKS!:

  • Cool creative environment
  • Great for film buffs!

LOCATION:

  • Hollywood

CONTACT AGENT

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POSITION: Global Brand Manager

TERMS: Freelance-to-Permanent (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:

  • Branding within the gaming industry experience an absolute must!
  • 3+ years as a Brand Manager
  • MBA required

PERKS!:

  • Stock options and target bonuses
  • Awesome, high energy team

LOCATION:

  • Agoura Hills

CONTACT AGENT

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POSITION: Interactive Account Supervisor

TERMS: Permanent (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:

  • 4 to 5 years of on-line account management experience
  • Agency background
  • Automotive industry background a plus

PERKS!:

  • Great benefits
  • Growing, independently-owned ad agency that promotes from within

LOCATION:

  • Westside

CONTACT AGENT

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POSITION: Sr. Graphic Designer

TERMS: Freelance (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:

  • 4+ years of experience
  • Experience creating key art
  • Excellent hands-on skills in Photoshop and InDesign
  • Packaging experience preferred

PERKS!:

  • Amazing large gaming company
  • Add some great work to your portfolio!

LOCATION:

  • Westside

CONTACT AGENT

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POSITION: Web Page Production Artist

TERMS: Two-Month Freelance (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:

  • 1 to 3 years of experience
  • Hands-on skills in Dreamweaver
  • Production only, not a design position

PERKS!:

  • Nice location, great team!
  • Easy-going environment

LOCATION:

  • Westside

CONTACT AGENT

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POSITION: Web Project Manager

TERMS: Three-Month Freelance (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:

  • At least 5 years of experience as Web Project Manager
  • Corporate or agency experience

PERKS!:

  • Great, innovative products
  • Terrific team

LOCATION:

  • Northridge

CONTACT AGENT

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POSITION: UI Designer

TERMS: Three-Week Freelance (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:

  • Hands-on skills in HTML (Flash is a plus)
  • Prior work on large sites
  • 1+ year of UI experience and 3+ years professional Web experience

PERKS!:

  • Large, global Internet site
  • Great work environment

LOCATION:

  • Westside

CONTACT AGENT

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IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS INTERESTED AND QUALIFIED:

 

Point your friend right to this link and have them drop your name to the Agent.

INTERESTED IN OTHER AQUENT POSITIONS?

Go here, my friend, then select Job Openings

* MyAquent users, use your UserName & Password to express interest in jobs. Everybody else, the registration is easy!

The JOB CENTER will track which jobs you've applied for and the current status.

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THAT BIT AT THE END
"Major Tom to Ground Control"

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In cases where you cannot answer the RockStar Advisor's inquiries because you just hit your larynx on the air bag, you may have to wait a few moments while he continues shouting, "Who IS THIS? Sidney, is that you? Come on, answer! Dude, this is NOT funny!!!" and finally figures out that it is indeed an emergency call. At this point, your RockStar Advisor will pack up their stuff and use the GPS to try to locate you and your vehicle. (Service unavailable by RockStar Advisors who have had their licenses revoked.)

SERVICE: Remotely Locking/Unlocking Door

DESCRIPTION: You lock your keys in the car and can't get back in.

BENEFIT: You'll have quick and easy entry into your vehicle. Just give the RockStar Advisor your secure PIN and they'll send a signal to unlock your door. (Please note that there may be a time lag while the RockStar Advisor tries to remember where he put the codebook containing PIN numbers.)

If you've forgotten to lock your doors once you're away from your vehicle, a RockStar Advisor can send a signal to lock them for you. (Keeping in mind, of course, that RockStars are extraordinarily forgetful and often cannot remember to pay rent, send birthday cards, or call their mothers. RockStar LLC is not liable for a RockStar Advisor forgetting to lock your car resulting in finding your vehicle stripped and up on blocks.)

SERVICE: Emergency Situations

DESCRIPTION: If you find yourself or another person in a situation where you need immediate assistance from police, fire, or emergency medical services (EMS), simply press the red emergency button.

BENEFIT: Your location information is transmitted and your call takes priority status on RockStar Advisor's screen. (However, if at the exact same time a pizza is arriving at the RockStar Advisor's front door or he is in the middle of a really good part of a DVD, this may take precedence over your emergency call. Do not panic, the Advisor will get to you as soon as the Pizza Guy is paid or the good part of the movie is over.)

SERVICE: Driving Directions

DESCRIPTION: Helpful RockStar Advisors with up-to-date computer maps are a great way to make sure you're headed in the right direction!

BENEFIT: Get directions without stopping. Upon your request, Advisors will use a global positioning system to locate your vehicle and give you clear(ish) directions to your destination or guidance to nearby motels, ATMs, seedy bars, all-night diners, and places to get a 20-foot,16-gauge speaker cable at 3am. As many RockStar Advisors have previously been Pizza Delivery Men or Bicycle Couriers themselves, they know the shortcuts (both legal and through front yards) to get you where you're going quickly.

SERVICE: Ride Assistance

DESCRIPTION: Should you or your vehicle not be suitable for driving home, a RockStar Advisor will call a taxicab at your request.

BENEFIT: A (mostly) reliable way to make it home. If no cab is available, the RockStar Advisor or one of his out-of-work band mates will come pick you up in a van. Please do remember there may be some lag time if the RockStar Advisor is asleep or lapsing in and out of a drug-induced coma.

SERVICE: Stolen Vehicle Tracking

DESCRIPTION: If you determine that your vehicle has been stolen, RockStar will help the police determine its location. Contact a RockStar Advisor from your vehicle. Ooh, wait, your vehicle's been stolen. Right. We'll get back to you on this one.

BENEFIT: None yet.

SERVICE: RockStar Concierge

DESCRIPTION: Having trouble finding the perfect restaurant for a romantic interlude? A Zagat Guide might be your first choice, but if you're looking for a cheap place for burritos or one of those places that won't kick you out no matter how loud and inebriated your table gets, contact your RockStar Advisor for guidance that can't be found in any book.

BENEFIT: RockStar gives you the one source for rock recommendations and information for most major U.S. cities (in which your RockStar Advisor has personally toured). Sample inquiries include: Where's the best place to crash when your girlfriend kicks you out? What's the difference between a 1968 Fender Telecaster and the 1969 one? Where can you get chicken and waffles on the same plate? Only your RockStar Advisor knows for sure!

SERVICE: Roadside Assistance

DESCRIPTION: Whether you need gas, a tire changed or your car towed, a RockStar Advisor may contact help. Then again, they may not.

BENEFIT: Minor at best. This service really depends on the mood the Advisor at the time of the call. We apologize in advance for any inconvenience. You may want to consider also joining the Automobile Club.

Thank you for joining the many satisfied customers already using RockStar In-Vehicle Safety and Security System to help make life easier and a little more rockin'.

And if your vehicle is a minivan, you can use all the rock n' roll lifestyle you can get.

Remember, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, a RockStar is only a button away.

Give or take 40 minutes.

Or so.

Stairwell to Hell

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Falling smack dab in the middle of Rocktober, Blender magazine names what it believes to be the 40 Worst Lyricists in Rock.

Ever conscious of being hipper than thou, they've aimed their guns at Sting by naming him #1. For good measure they threw in Jim Morrison, Bernie Taupin, and Paul McCartney.

I mean, they are just being cheeky, right?

Or obviously no one at Blender has listened much to Red Hot Chili Peppers (Anthony Kiedis comes in at #40) or were aware that the band Lobo existed...

"When I saw you standing there
I bout fell out my chair
And when you moved your mouth to speak
I felt the blood go to my feet."

- I'd Love You to Want Me

..not to mention Lite Rock champions America:

"cause the free wind is blowin through your hair
And the days surround your daylight there
Seasons crying no despair
Alligator lizards in the air, in the air"

- Ventura Highway

Did they really forget about Styx?

Their only saving grace? Dan Fogelberg comes in at #5.

Let me leave you with his hit, Longer:

Longer than there've been fishes in the ocean
Higher than any bird ever flew
Longer than there've been stars up in the heavens
I've been in love with you
Stronger than any mountain cathedral
Truer than any tree ever grew
Deeper than any forest primeval
I am in love with you

I'll bring fire in the winters
You'll send showers in the springs
We'll fly through the falls and summers
With love on our wings

Through the years as the fire starts to mellow
Burning lines in the book of our lives
Though the binding cracks and the pages start to yellow
I'll be in love with you

The entire Blender article is here.

The Final Cut

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This Saturday at the Henry Fonda Music Box, eight Designers will go head to head to showcase their talent in three, single-elimination rounds in front of a live audience.

Called Cut & Paste, it's a two-year old competition that now spans 12 cities around the globe.

And happily sponsored by AIGA/LA while in town.

All the work will be Webcast globally and projected in real-time for the audience, who can vote on-line for the winner.

And what kind of design-related event would this be if there wasn't an after party? (I hope they're serving something stronger than Keystone Light.)

If you're worried about being slashed by an X-ACTO knife, you should know all cutting and pasting will take place digitally.

Saturday, October 13th, 2007
Doors open at 7pm
Competition from 8 - 11PM
After party from 11PM - 2AM

Details at AIGA/LA's site.

(Kudos to Pink Floyd for the post title. Image by Uwe Hermann)

At long last, two of America's favorite hobbies, bicycling and gardening, together with a Rocktober theme!

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Dude, if you could have Slash and Axl Rose doing your yard work, then you would be the envy of every kid on your block!


10.5.07

The Aquent ASAP Job List
"Back in Black (and Orange)"

Don't forget to check at the end for our nearly award winning column!

Interested in a position?

PLEASE E-MAIL THE AGENT (see links for each job):

  • A recent resume which reflects all the must haves
  • A brief summary of how your experience matches the MUST HAVES
  • Any samples, if requested

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THIS WEEK'S POSITIONS:

  1. Part-Time Web Designer
  2. Sr. Web Producer
  3. Sr. Designer
  4. Traffic Manager/Coordinator
  5. QC Proofreader
  6. UI Designer
  7. RFP Specialist
  8. Part-Time Children's Book Editor
  9. Web Coder/Analyst

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POSITION: Part-Time Web Designer

TERMS: Freelance with Possibility of Permanent (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:

  • 1+ years of Web design experience
  • Strong design and typography skills
  • Hands-on skills in Photoshop, Illustrator, and Dreamweaver (Flash is a bonus!)
  • Please submit on-line portfolio to show client

PERKS!:

  • Global entertainment company

LOCATION:

  • Burbank

CONTACT AGENT

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POSITION: Sr. Web Producer

TERMS: Permanent or Freelance-to-Permanent  (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:

  • 5+ years of professional experience
  • Previous role interacting with entertainment clients
  • Ability to work with senior management, manage timelines, and lead a team
  • Please submit URLs for consideration

PERKS!:

  • Interactive agency specializing in major entertainment clients
  • State of the art offices

LOCATION:

  • North Hollywood

CONTACT AGENT

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POSITION: Sr. Designer

TERMS: Freelance-to-Permanent  (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:

  • 5+ years experience and heavy conceptual skills
  • Excellent production skills in InDesign, Photoshop, and Illustrator
  • Please include samples with corporate design style, logos, and icons
  • Experience working with small teams

PERKS!:

  • Great dynamic, fun team
  • Prominent new division of a growing company

LOCATION:

  • Westlake Village

CONTACT AGENT

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POSITION: Traffic Manager/Coordinator

TERMS: Long-Term Freelance (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:

  • 3+ years of experience trafficking print collateral
  • Pay is $30

PERKS!:

  • Great in-house agency!

LOCATION:

  • Pasadena

CONTACT AGENT

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POSITION: QC Proofreader

TERMS: Freelance-to-Permanent (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:

  • Experience proofreading layout, design, and text for print collateral
  • A great score on Aquent's in-house proofreading assessment
  • Position is proofreading text on final layouts

PERKS!:

  • Busy in-house agency
  • Great team

LOCATION:

  • Pasadena

CONTACT AGENT

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POSITION: UI Designer

TERMS: Permanent  (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:

  • 3 to 5 years of professional experience as a UI or Web Designer
  • Prior work on large sites
  • Hands-on skills in HTML and CSS
  • Strong UI skills 

PERKS!:

  • Large and growing global company
  • Generous bonus structure

LOCATION:

  • Glendale

CONTACT AGENT

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POSITION: RFP Specialist

TERMS: Freelance (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:

  • 2 years of experience writing RFPs
  • Excellent writing, editing, and proofreading skills
  • Great time management and organizational skills
  • Position is writing only, no research

PERKS!:

  • Friendly environment

LOCATION:

  • Downtown

CONTACT AGENT

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POSITION: Part-Time Children's Book Editor

TERMS: Freelance (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:

  • Experience writing and editing for children's books (picture and read-aloud books)
  • Great fact checking skills
  • Prior experience reviewing submissions

PERKS!:

  • Major entertainment company
  • Flexible hours, 25 to 30 hours a week

LOCATION:

  • Burbank

CONTACT AGENT

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POSITION: Web Coder/Analyst

TERMS: Three-Month Freelance (On-Site)

MUST HAVES!:

  • Front-end development/coding experience
  • Ability to view code and document languages and technologies used
  • Excellent organizational, writing, and documentation skills for technical specs

PERKS!:

  • Use your producing and coding skills to help organize this great team!

LOCATION:

  • Pasadena

CONTACT AGENT

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IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS INTERESTED AND QUALIFIED:

Point your friend right to this link and have them drop your name to the Agent.

INTERESTED IN OTHER AQUENT POSITIONS?

Go here, my friend, then select Job Openings

* MyAquent users, use your UserName & Password to express interest in jobs. Everybody else, the registration is easy!

The JOB CENTER will track which jobs you've applied for and the current status.

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THAT BIT AT THE END
"That's Rich"

As a longtime subscriber to "Robb Report Magazine", we understand that you are a discerning connoisseur of the luxury lifestyle and enjoy hearing about the world's most expensive yachts, exclusive resorts, outstanding restaurants, and finest clothes.

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* Shorefront Schmorefront. Let's go to Vegas!

* 10 More Reasons Private Jets are so Very Dangerous

* Tedious Multi-Course Dinner Parties, Wouldn't You Much Rather Stay Home and Watch Howard Stern?

* You're Right, They Will Probably Laugh at You

* The Joys of Keeping Your Non-Ivy League College Opinions to Yourself

* It is Actually Called a "Dickey", So Please Stop Cackling

* It's Okay to Give the Man Who Has Everything Absolutely Nothing for Christmas

* Sandals and Black Socks: Still a Bad Choice

* "Hell, I Could Do That!" and 25 Other Expressions to Refrain from Using at an Art Exhibit

* Elocution Secrets: There is Still No "R" in "Washington" nor "Berry" in "Library"

* A Hand-Me-Down Blazer is Still a Really Nice Blazer

* NASCAR: Would You Shut Up Already?

* Boating: A Sport Best Enjoyed from the Shore

As an added incentive, each new 2-year subscriber to "Just Makin' It" will receive an elegant faux Louis Vuitton handbag or ersatz Rolex. Your cousin, stepsister, or in-law will never know the difference, and you will be forever in their debt (thankfully, not literally).

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Night of the Living Coreys

Let's face it, some people have absolutely no respect for Rocktober.

Some of those people are, in particular, three men doing "Corey-oke" in the song stylings of Corey Haim, Corey Feldman, and Corey Hart.

All 80s songs all the time with only three Classic Rock song exceptions: "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benetar, and "Jump" by the slipped-into-utter-lameness-in-the-80s-before-bottoming-out-entirely Van Halen.

If you're among the infidels, visit their site at Coreyoke.com.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

(Thanks to Susie for the pass along!)

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Blog Power!

A strange thing happened to me on the way to the blog.

Okay, while I was blogging.

Even though, daily, I'm kvetching aloud in the car, in my house, and on the streets, I've noticed that the kvetching I do right here on the blog garnishes attention from Marketers working for the companies I'm complaining about. (Instead of staring and gawking from people walking by.)

I'm referring to experiences I've had on this very blog with Hertz, Scotts Miracle Gro, TerraCycle, and, well, VW hasn't contacted me yet... Heather Hamilton at Microsoft has had the same thing happen to her. Complaining on her popular blog about the customer service she just had for a hair dryer, she got a quick response from the company's Marketing VP who rapidly took care of the situation with a wave of his hand.

So it's interesting to me that we're sponsoring a Webcast concerning Marketers and the "social media revolution" in a couple weeks. I mean, if a Marketer reaches out to a well-traveled blog to smooth things over (after the blogger has complained about their service/product), how does that go over in the world o' social networking?

Should be an interesting listen...

Here's the dealio (from the AMA site):

Paul Gillin, will help you sort out the chaos in new media.  Using concrete examples from his book, “The New Influencers: A Marketer’s Guide to the New Social Media,â€? Paul will offer tips on how marketers can leverage new digital channels to create customer relationships built on trust and conversation.

Beyond the control of marketers, consumers are increasingly using weblogs, podcasts, wikis, and other social media to discuss and critique favorite (and not so favorite) companies and brands. Within days, positive or negative experiences can be shared across these communities and around the online world. While a few organizations have mastered learning from � and at times even influencing � these conversations, most are struggling to get started.

I wonder if Mr. Gillin will mention me by name?

The Webcast will be October 16th at 10am PST. (PDT?)

Details and registration are right here.

If you can't make it, I'll be sure to point you to the archive if you want to hear it later.

New Recruit?

I know, not incredibly Rocktober, but we're trying out a new recruiting method at Aquent, and I'm interested to see what you all think of it.

Now, keep in mind this first video is for an internal position, Area Manager for our ever-wacky NYC market.

As a result there is a lot of visual background noise in this video in the form of people dancing, playing ping pong, and making fun of the guy on camera (our East Coast Regional Manager, Randy Ricker).

Whatcha think, will this fly?

And, if you're interested in running our NYC market, write to Randy and tell him you saw it on the blog.

Then he'll owe me lunch next time he's in town.

Satan's Week in Astrology
Week of November 11 to November 17, 2007

Aries
Hesitation just isn't your style, especially as this week begins. Who was that who cut you off coming into the office parking lot? The stars say it's time to take matters into your own hands and make them pay for their mistakes. How you do it is up to you, but with Mercury in retrograde you might as well try some good old-fashioned tire slashing.

Taurus
Your personal challenge as the week begins: be flexible. Start with your body, do a little yoga, then move on to your mind by investigating a new idea and considering myriad possibilities.

If you don't have time for yoga, contemplate stealing from your company. Just looking where extra cash, or the key to the safe, is hidden can give your mind and body quite a workout.

Gemini
Embrace your community as the week begins. Those around you challenge your thinking and offer support, and it's a beautiful balance now.

Now, of course, is the perfect time to ask to borrow money. I guarantee none of your friends will ever ask you for it back.

Cancer
It's less about being a big spender and more about setting priorities as the week begins. You may want to splurge, on yourself or someone else, but seek other ways to create deeper, more lasting happiness.

Consider a new relationship. True enough, married couples often drift apart. If you've been thinking of someone new, now is the ideal time to start with a flirtatious smile and knowing wink. Just think how happy they'll be to find out you're done with Old So-and-So!

(Don't be surprised if home issues create tension, just bury it and keep thinking about your new romance!)

Leo
Make plans to do the things you enjoy. Eliminate situations that are no longer to your advantage. Opportunities for travel and communication are evident.

In other words, quit your job, say goodbye to your family, and head for Venezuela.

Virgo
You can elaborate on your creative ideas and get involved in groups that relate to the arts. Your abilities can help you achieve your goals.

Speaking of which, why did you ever stop drinking like you did in college? You were a heck of a lot more artistic then. Can you think of an artist that didn't drink heavily? Neither can I. Like riding a bike, binge drinking is a habit you could pick up again in a snap!

Libra
Your diplomatic nature will help you in straightening out unsavory situations. You will impress others with your initiative and ability to accomplish a lot on while short business trips. Hidden matters are likely to surface.

Matters like why your boss is so cheap. Be sure to corner him with your coworkers on one of your business trips and ask for raises for everyone or you'll all walk.

Just think what a hero you'll be when you get back to the office!

Scorpio
If you can't trust someone, question the connection. One of your female friends may try to disrupt your day. Stand up for your rights.

What the heck is wrong with her? It's probably her husband/boyfriend. See what you can do to pry them apart and you'll see a world of difference in her attitude toward you!

Sagittarius
New partnerships will develop if you join investment groups.

Consider going down to your local Little Italy and looking for fellas named "Lucky" or "Vinny" (it's charming in a way, isn't it?) These guys will make sure you and your investment is well handled!

Capricorn
Feeling misunderstood? Sometimes you can't fathom the world and the world can't fathom you. You may have difficulties with foreigners.

Not surprising, really, as many foreigners are suspicious looking. What are they doing here? Why do they act so differently than we do? Maybe it's best to stay at home and skip work for a couple days. Avoid phone calls.

Aquarius
The stars say try to unite the family. They also indicate you need an outlet that will not only physically stimulate you but also challenge your intelligence as well.

Try 4 hours of golf 3 times a week or long Friday-afternoon-to-Sunday-night hiking trips alone in the woods. Both of those are very enjoyable and will refresh you to no end.

Of course much of this stimulation will take you away from many of your family obligations.

Que sera sera, I say.

Pisces
Jeez, you're a mess. When you were younger did you think you'd turn out so poorly? I certainly hope not.

I'm not even sure what advice to tell you.

Give it up while you've still got your pride.

10.3.07

H  O  T     T  A  L  E  N  T
The Newsletter of Aquent's Available Talent

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IN THIS ISSUE:

Hot (Rocks) Talent

Featured Talent This Week

That Rockin' Bit at the End - "The Twelve Signs of the Apocalypse"

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HOT (ROCKS) TALENT

Unlike March, which leaves like a lamb, the month of Rocktober comes in like a lion...

And continues to smash guitars, kick over amplifiers, and pass out in the hotel lobby for a full 31 days!

Here at Aquent this month means switching our hold music to something heavier than Adult Contemporary, long afternoon rides up the coast in the company Firebird (we just painted it Primer Gray), and hosting weekly rock-themed potlucks (i.e., Chicken McNugents and Sympathy for the Devil's Food Cake).

And for you, it means providing the rockingest available Talent every week until the Fat Lady sings.

Which we know you'll love, as he used to be in the band Poison.

Follow the links for profiles, samples, and resumes and please don't forget to...

Kick out the Jams!
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FEATURED TALENT THIS WEEK

April L. - Interactive Designer
Edward R. - Copywriter | Communications Manager
Kevin C. - Web Producer | Project Manager
Heather N. - Marketing Communications Manager | Coordinator
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April L.
Interactive Designer

Over 8 years in the interactive field, if you're looking for great sites, go no further than April's client list.

Conversant in English, HTML, XML, ActionScript and an instructor-level's understanding of Flash, she has a Master's Degree in Multimedia and is stellar in fast-paced environments where it was needed yesterday.

April's designed and developed Flash sites, microsites, banners, Flash quizzes and more for the likes of:

Teleflora.com
E! Networks
Microsoft
Disney
Nissan
Saturn
Nintendo
Virgin Mobile
SonyCanon
CompUSA
Staples
Anheuser-Busch

Don't see your company's name here?

Give us a call and we'll help you get on this noteworthy list!

See her on-line Aquent profile by clicking here.

Desired Work: Freelance & Permanent

Skills: Macromedia Flash, JavaScript, HTML, Macromedia Dreamweaver, Macromedia Fireworks, Adobe Acrobat, Adobe After Effects, Adobe Illustrator, Adobe ImageReady, Adobe InDesign, Adobe LiveMotion, Adobe PageMaker, Adobe Photoshop, Adobe Premiere, Adobe Streamline, Macromedia FreeHand, Management, Oracle, QuarkXPress, Real Video, XML
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Edward R.
Copywriter | Communications Manager

With 9 years of high profile experience strategically communicating with an audience, Edward values your customer as much as you do!

At Wells Fargo Bank in San Francisco, he managed their Online Customer Service Communications Team and was responsible for producing and sending (in 2 short years) over 3,500 emails to 10 million customers, as well as writing Web site copy, bank scripts, and internal communications for employees.

At Bank of America he edited and assisted in writing material for clients, lines of business, industry partners, and internal Web site; created training materials for sales conferences and seminars; and implemented, wrote, and created standards and guidelines for internal manuals.

Did we mention he's Six Sigma certified as well?    

If you need a Content Strategist able to quickly get up to speed on your product then tell the whole world about it, Edward is your guy!

See his on-line Aquent profile by clicking here.

Desired Work: Freelance & Permanent

Skills: Copywriting, Public Relations, Content Editing, Content Manager
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Kevin C.
Web Producer | Project Manager

A recent relo from San Francisco, Kevin is a phenomenal Aquent Talent you've got to meet!

At Gap for 7 years working on their retail as well as other businesses units (Gap.com, Old Navy, and Banana Republic), Kevin handled full life cycle project management for their sites such as Gap Maternity, Gap Baby, Gap Kids, GAP (PRODUCT) RED, and many others.

One of only 6 Web Producers working for the company, he has extensive experience managing vendor relationships, working with cross-functional teams, and juggling 10+ projects at any given time.

In addition to his strong project management skills, he has SEO, SEM, and has worked with Omniture for the past 2 years.

Add a great personality to boot and availability right now, and we don't know why you're not on the phone with us already!

See his on-line Aquent profile by clicking here.

Desired Work: Freelance & Permanent
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Heather N.
Marketing Communications Manager | Coordinator

A highly motivated Aquent Talent with work on both on-line and off-line campaigns, Heather just ended her role at CAA as Logistics/Events Coordinator handling speaking engagements for their top talent.

Heather was responsible for creating emails for promotional marketing campaigns as well as maintaining the content for their speaker site: writing and updating client biographies, event information, and schedules. She also worked with talent and company/event sponsors to set schedules, locations, site set up, audio-visual needs, vendors, and presentations.

As Marketing & Communications Manager at the non-profit Paperboard Packaging Council, she was responsible for all communications to subscribers and leaders in the CPG industry, which included writing, art directing, and disseminating their marketing materials including newsletters, brochures, one sheets, ads, trade articles, media kits and press releases as well.

A professional and poised communicator able to handle your highest-level projects!

See her on-line Aquent profile by clicking here.

Desired Work: Permanent
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THAT ROCKIN' BIT AT THE END
"The Twelve Signs of the Apocalypse"

Satan's Week in Astrology
Week of November 11 to November 17, 2007

Aries
Hesitation just isn't your style, especially as this week begins. Who was that who cut you off coming into the office parking lot? The stars say it's time to take matters into your own hands and make them pay for their mistakes. How you do it is up to you, but with Mercury in retrograde you might as well try some good old-fashioned tire slashing.

Taurus
Your personal challenge as the week begins: be flexible. Start with your body, do a little yoga, then move on to your mind by investigating a new idea and considering myriad possibilities.

If you don't have time for yoga, contemplate stealing from your company. Just looking where extra cash, or the key to the safe, is hidden can give your mind and body quite a workout.

Gemini
Embrace your community as the week begins. Those around you challenge your thinking and offer support, and it's a beautiful balance now.

Now, of course, is the perfect time to ask to borrow money. I guarantee none of your friends will ever ask you for it back.

Cancer
It's less about being a big spender and more about setting priorities as the week begins. You may want to splurge, on yourself or someone else, but seek other ways to create deeper, more lasting happiness.

Consider a new relationship. True enough, married couples often drift apart. If you've been thinking of someone new, now is the ideal time to start with a flirtatious smile and knowing wink. Just think how happy they'll be to find out you're done with Old So-and-So!

(Don't be surprised if home issues create tension, just bury it and keep thinking about your new romance!)

Leo
Make plans to do the things you enjoy. Eliminate situations that are no longer to your advantage. Opportunities for travel and communication are evident.

In other words, quit your job, say goodbye to your family, and head for Venezuela.

Virgo
You can elaborate on your creative ideas and get involved in groups that relate to the arts. Your abilities can help you achieve your goals.

Speaking of which, why did you ever stop drinking like you did in college? You were a heck of a lot more artistic then. Can you think of an artist that didn't drink heavily? Neither can I. Like riding a bike, binge drinking is a habit you could pick up again in a snap!

Libra
Your diplomatic nature will help you in straightening out unsavory situations. You will impress others with your initiative and ability to accomplish a lot on while short business trips. Hidden matters are likely to surface.

Matters like why your boss is so cheap. Be sure to corner him with your coworkers on one of your business trips and ask for raises for everyone or you'll all walk.

Just think what a hero you'll be when you get back to the office!

Scorpio
If you can't trust someone, question the connection. One of your female friends may try to disrupt your day. Stand up for your rights.

What the heck is wrong with her? It's probably her husband/boyfriend. See what you can do to pry them apart and you'll see a world of difference in her attitude toward you!

Sagittarius
New partnerships will develop if you join investment groups.

Consider going down to your local Little Italy and looking for fellas named "Lucky" or "Vinny" (it's charming in a way, isn't it?) These guys will make sure you and your investment is well handled!

Capricorn
Feeling misunderstood? Sometimes you can't fathom the world and the world can't fathom you. You may have difficulties with foreigners.

Not surprising, really, as many foreigners are suspicious looking.  What are they doing here? Why do they act so differently than we do? Maybe it's best to stay at home and skip work for a couple days. Avoid phone calls.

Aquarius
The stars say try to unite the family. They also indicate you need an outlet that will not only physically stimulate you but also challenge your intelligence as well.

Try 4 hours of golf 3 times a week or long Friday-afternoon-to-Sunday-night hiking trips alone in the woods. Both of those are very enjoyable and will refresh you to no end.

Of course much of this stimulation will take you away from many of your family obligations.

Que sera sera, I say.

Pisces
Jeez, you're a mess. When you were younger did you think you'd turn out so poorly? I certainly hope not.

I'm not even sure what advice to tell you.

Give it up while you've still got your pride.

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Rocktober!

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Like many Limited Liability Corporations, Aquent celebrates Rocktober.

This means changing our hold music to our classic rock compilation, taking long rides in the company Camaro, and hosting rock-themed pot lucks in our kitchen (i.e., Chicken McNugents and Sympathy for the Devil's Food Cake).

Who will dress up as Gene Simmons for the quarterly staff meeting? Which staff member will nod out in the lobby ala Jimmy Hendrix?

Oh, Rocktober, you know no bounds.

And, by the way, this is not to be confused with the "Rocktober" celebrated by the state of Colorado to commemorate their baseball team's victories.

Yeah, baseball and Rocktober, right.

Don't bring me down, Bruce.

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Events

DMA presents Anritsu Sales Lead Case Study

23 March 2010

How a sales lead campaign succeeded in opening previously closed doors for the sales dept. and won an ECHO Award along the way.

Search Engine Strategies (SES) 2010

22 March 2010

Approximately 5,000 marketers and search engine optimization professionals attend SES New York each year to network and learn about topics such as PPC management, keyword research, SEO, social medi...

SoCal AMA events: Nature Networking Night

18 March 2010

At the rustic Bigfoot Lodge, we will gather 'round the warm campfire to swap compelling marketing stories and business tales. We will enjoy their distinctive wilderness-themed drinks including the ...

Marketing During a Recession: 17 Strategies for Organizations, Business Owners and Entrepreneurs

18 March 2010

During this fast-paced, information-packed session, you’ll discover specific recommendations and strategies you can use like...

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  • Aquent Webcast: Going Mobile: A Practical Guide

    17 March 2010

    The iPhone, Blackberry, Google Android, Kindle, and now the iPad. Mobile is growing smarter, smaller, and increasingly ubiquitous. There are over 270 million mobile phone subscribers in the the U.S...

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