People are always asking me (enough people that I would actually comment on it), "How in the world did you ever become a Thousandaire?"
It's quite humorous, actually, because the steps are so easy and yet so elusive to most people.
Save as they try, many people can't manage to save $100 in their bank accounts, much less ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS.
What would you do if you had a cool $1000 sitting pretty inside your bank's secure vault?
* Order that Big Grab-sized chips next time you're ordering a sandwich at the deli?
* Pick up that Creedence Clearwater Revival CD you've been dying to get your hands on?
* Smile the next time someone asks you if you're FINANCIALLY SECURE?
Let's face it, wealth has its privileges!
If you follow the simple advice outlined in my book and companion DVD "The Enlightened Thousandaire" today, then you could have ONE THOUSAND big ones earning 2% in your bank as soon as July 2007!
How? You'll have to just order and find out. But to whet your appetite, here are a FEW of my secrets to saving money:
* How to have Starbucks coffee every morning ON THE HOUSE! (hint: they only use their grounds once!)
* How to say NO to costly and unnecessary personal items such as deodorant and underwear.
* How cutting your own hair using scissors, bowl, and pocket mirror, can save you HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS a year.
* Day old bread is a bargain, but what about week old bread? Many times it's absolutely FREE!
* How to save big on lunches by growing nutritious vegetables right at your office desk!
* You say ratty old bed sheet, I say brand new tablecloth and matching napkins!
I'd better stop before I give away the whole farm!
After completing my "Enlightened Thousandaire" training, you'll be clued in on everything from foraging in the urban landscape and "retreading" sneakers to home hog butchering and pilfering electricity from neighbors' outdoor outlets.
If you're ready for an adventure, climb aboard!
Order "The Enlightened Thousandaire" before April 1st and receive a free coffee mug! (Company logos on coffee mug vary)
Imagine, no more lying awake all night wondering when you'll be able to finally afford a mattress. No more wasting your time with get-rich-quick schemes that promise "the system does 98% of the work" or "takes as little as one hour per day" (as previously authored by my ex-wife Julie Travney and myself).
This is an honest to goodness, down-to-earth guide on how to make money by not spending it from your bank account.
It does not involve multi-level marketing, selling lotions, vitamins, or going door-to-door asking for bus fare (as previously suggested by my ex-wife and myself). This is the only guaranteed* way to have ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS safe in the FDIC institution of YOUR choice!
Why are you waiting? Why are you sitting there?
Stop reading this and order by clicking HERE.
Thank you!
Click the link!
There's nothing more to say down here, I'm just filling out space for the Web site to make it look busier.
Go up and click the link!
Click it!
Stop reading!
I'm telling you there's just a Web page counter down here and a picture of a palm tree on a deserted beach (not really my cup of tea, but my ex-wife suggested it).
Click the link!
Click it!
Thank you.
And stop reading.
Nothing down here.
(*Savings not guaranteed by author, publisher, nor the author's ex-wife. Total cost of The Enlightened Thousandaire book, DVD, free coffee mug, and priority shipping and extra-special careful handling of merchandise $998.45. Thousandaire, LLC not related to Millionaire, LLC, nor liable for lawsuits currently pending against Millionaire, LLC or its subsidiaries. Content checked and approved by the California Department of Corrections.)
See?
It's quite humorous, actually, because the steps are so easy and yet so elusive to most people.
Save as they try, many people can't manage to save $100 in their bank accounts, much less ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS.
What would you do if you had a cool $1000 sitting pretty inside your bank's secure vault?
* Order that Big Grab-sized chips next time you're ordering a sandwich at the deli?
* Pick up that Creedence Clearwater Revival CD you've been dying to get your hands on?
* Smile the next time someone asks you if you're FINANCIALLY SECURE?
Let's face it, wealth has its privileges!
If you follow the simple advice outlined in my book and companion DVD "The Enlightened Thousandaire" today, then you could have ONE THOUSAND big ones earning 2% in your bank as soon as July 2007!
How? You'll have to just order and find out. But to whet your appetite, here are a FEW of my secrets to saving money:
* How to have Starbucks coffee every morning ON THE HOUSE! (hint: they only use their grounds once!)
* How to say NO to costly and unnecessary personal items such as deodorant and underwear.
* How cutting your own hair using scissors, bowl, and pocket mirror, can save you HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS a year.
* Day old bread is a bargain, but what about week old bread? Many times it's absolutely FREE!
* How to save big on lunches by growing nutritious vegetables right at your office desk!
* You say ratty old bed sheet, I say brand new tablecloth and matching napkins!
I'd better stop before I give away the whole farm!
After completing my "Enlightened Thousandaire" training, you'll be clued in on everything from foraging in the urban landscape and "retreading" sneakers to home hog butchering and pilfering electricity from neighbors' outdoor outlets.
If you're ready for an adventure, climb aboard!
Order "The Enlightened Thousandaire" before April 1st and receive a free coffee mug! (Company logos on coffee mug vary)
Imagine, no more lying awake all night wondering when you'll be able to finally afford a mattress. No more wasting your time with get-rich-quick schemes that promise "the system does 98% of the work" or "takes as little as one hour per day" (as previously authored by my ex-wife Julie Travney and myself).
This is an honest to goodness, down-to-earth guide on how to make money by not spending it from your bank account.
It does not involve multi-level marketing, selling lotions, vitamins, or going door-to-door asking for bus fare (as previously suggested by my ex-wife and myself). This is the only guaranteed* way to have ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS safe in the FDIC institution of YOUR choice!
Why are you waiting? Why are you sitting there?
Stop reading this and order by clicking HERE.
Thank you!
Click the link!
There's nothing more to say down here, I'm just filling out space for the Web site to make it look busier.
Go up and click the link!
Click it!
Stop reading!
I'm telling you there's just a Web page counter down here and a picture of a palm tree on a deserted beach (not really my cup of tea, but my ex-wife suggested it).
Click the link!
Click it!
Thank you.
And stop reading.
Nothing down here.
(*Savings not guaranteed by author, publisher, nor the author's ex-wife. Total cost of The Enlightened Thousandaire book, DVD, free coffee mug, and priority shipping and extra-special careful handling of merchandise $998.45. Thousandaire, LLC not related to Millionaire, LLC, nor liable for lawsuits currently pending against Millionaire, LLC or its subsidiaries. Content checked and approved by the California Department of Corrections.)
See?
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