IN THIS ISSUE:
Hot Talent
Featured Pets This Week
That Pet at the End
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HOT TALENT
We're writing to you with good news this week!
Aquent has just partnered with an esteemed non-profit, The Society for Mostly Broken and Ill-Tempered Domestic Animals (a "pet" cause of our CEO) and will now be featuring these wonderful and yes, incredibly distinctive animals to you each week on the pages to come.
If you've got room in your heart for a Mexican Hairless Chihuahua who requires his own inhaler, then you'll have to read on!
Please email us if you're interested in any of these amazing creatures and we'll get right back to you.
Well, if we're not busy cleaning cages.
Woof!
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FEATURED PETS THIS WEEK
Fescue - Amazon Blue Front Female
Buster - Golden Retriever
Frodo - Green Iguana
Bobby - Wolf Hybrid
Beaky - International Bird of Mystery
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Fescue
Amazon Blue Front Female
This 5-year old, incredibly colorful Amazon Blue Front loves to laugh.
Sometimes with you, sometimes at you. She's so unpredictable!
Raised in an "End of the World" cult by a single mother, this bird is usually quite tame, but not particularly good around men or small children (the latter of which she will try to carry off by the hair if not closely supervised). Equipped with an exceptionally high vocabulary, Fescue will convey hour upon hour of information pertaining to the ending of world on February 24th, 2006.
(Please note that if you purchase this bird, you may not inform her that February 2006 has come and gone.)
A great pet for those who like to live in the past!
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Buster
Golden Retriever
Raised alongside other pets in a loving, but very busy household, Buster is an affectionate dog who loves nothing more than to play!
Buster's slight stuttering problem when he barks excitedly (sounds like "B-b-b-b-bow wow") is never an issue except around other dogs or heckling children. We must also mention that although comfortable around most people, Buster is terrified of Statue of Liberty replicas, blue liquids, newspapers, high-pitched laughter, textbooks, doorbells, and Michael Flatley. He is also allergic to natural fibers including wool, linen, hemp, linen, cotton, and linen (he's REALLY allergic to linen) and has been previously diagnosed as an "heroic snorer."
A fantastic pet for shut-ins who don't hear so well!
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Frodo
Green Iguana
Frodo is a truly magnificent male Green Iguana, with bright green and red highlights that we know you're going to love!
Born with only one small defect, the inability to stay right-side up, Frodo loves to bob his head, extend his dewlap, and play the day away, all while swaying precariously on the bottom of his perch. You'll be endlessly surprised at the number of things he can do upside down! (Draw blood for one.)
If you love unusual pets with even more unusual affectations, he's the one for you!
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Lil' Howler
Wolf Hybrid
Love the Earth? Own a hybrid!
A great dog for both hunting and high tea, Bobby is part Wolf, part Teacup Poodle, and all dog!
Standing a mere 9 inches tall and bursting with the rugged good looks of a Wolf, this is a terrific choice for anyone who loves the great outdoors, but is relegated to living in a small city-sized apartment. We can assure that you'll never pine away for the open plains after just one night of Bobby's melodic howling.
Once you place this little fellow by your teacup, you'll be darn sure no one will come near it!
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Beaky
International Bird of Mystery
Raised by the CIA during the cold war to repeat Russian spy secrets back to American Agents, Beaky is a true American Patriot!
An affectionate Harlequin Macaw, Beaky is energetic, captivating, and loves to eavesdrop on important conversations that you've been dying to overhear. A great pet for inside traders, grandparents who incessantly ask what the person on the TV just said, or anyone who is just plain old nosey.
Beaky also tells quite a few Howie Mandel jokes, which is why the CIA offices had to finally part with him.
Only likes men with beards and/or mustaches.
Hot Talent
Featured Pets This Week
That Pet at the End
__________________________________________________
HOT TALENT
We're writing to you with good news this week!
Aquent has just partnered with an esteemed non-profit, The Society for Mostly Broken and Ill-Tempered Domestic Animals (a "pet" cause of our CEO) and will now be featuring these wonderful and yes, incredibly distinctive animals to you each week on the pages to come.
If you've got room in your heart for a Mexican Hairless Chihuahua who requires his own inhaler, then you'll have to read on!
Please email us if you're interested in any of these amazing creatures and we'll get right back to you.
Well, if we're not busy cleaning cages.
Woof!
__________________________________________________
FEATURED PETS THIS WEEK
Fescue - Amazon Blue Front Female
Buster - Golden Retriever
Frodo - Green Iguana
Bobby - Wolf Hybrid
Beaky - International Bird of Mystery
__________________________________________________
Fescue
Amazon Blue Front Female
This 5-year old, incredibly colorful Amazon Blue Front loves to laugh.
Sometimes with you, sometimes at you. She's so unpredictable!
Raised in an "End of the World" cult by a single mother, this bird is usually quite tame, but not particularly good around men or small children (the latter of which she will try to carry off by the hair if not closely supervised). Equipped with an exceptionally high vocabulary, Fescue will convey hour upon hour of information pertaining to the ending of world on February 24th, 2006.
(Please note that if you purchase this bird, you may not inform her that February 2006 has come and gone.)
A great pet for those who like to live in the past!
__________________________________________________
Buster
Golden Retriever
Raised alongside other pets in a loving, but very busy household, Buster is an affectionate dog who loves nothing more than to play!
Buster's slight stuttering problem when he barks excitedly (sounds like "B-b-b-b-bow wow") is never an issue except around other dogs or heckling children. We must also mention that although comfortable around most people, Buster is terrified of Statue of Liberty replicas, blue liquids, newspapers, high-pitched laughter, textbooks, doorbells, and Michael Flatley. He is also allergic to natural fibers including wool, linen, hemp, linen, cotton, and linen (he's REALLY allergic to linen) and has been previously diagnosed as an "heroic snorer."
A fantastic pet for shut-ins who don't hear so well!
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Frodo
Green Iguana
Frodo is a truly magnificent male Green Iguana, with bright green and red highlights that we know you're going to love!
Born with only one small defect, the inability to stay right-side up, Frodo loves to bob his head, extend his dewlap, and play the day away, all while swaying precariously on the bottom of his perch. You'll be endlessly surprised at the number of things he can do upside down! (Draw blood for one.)
If you love unusual pets with even more unusual affectations, he's the one for you!
__________________________________________________
Lil' Howler
Wolf Hybrid
Love the Earth? Own a hybrid!
A great dog for both hunting and high tea, Bobby is part Wolf, part Teacup Poodle, and all dog!
Standing a mere 9 inches tall and bursting with the rugged good looks of a Wolf, this is a terrific choice for anyone who loves the great outdoors, but is relegated to living in a small city-sized apartment. We can assure that you'll never pine away for the open plains after just one night of Bobby's melodic howling.
Once you place this little fellow by your teacup, you'll be darn sure no one will come near it!
__________________________________________________
Beaky
International Bird of Mystery
Raised by the CIA during the cold war to repeat Russian spy secrets back to American Agents, Beaky is a true American Patriot!
An affectionate Harlequin Macaw, Beaky is energetic, captivating, and loves to eavesdrop on important conversations that you've been dying to overhear. A great pet for inside traders, grandparents who incessantly ask what the person on the TV just said, or anyone who is just plain old nosey.
Beaky also tells quite a few Howie Mandel jokes, which is why the CIA offices had to finally part with him.
Only likes men with beards and/or mustaches.
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