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As our way of offsetting the cost of this expensive-to-produce newsletter, once a month we'll be opening much of the space to advertising.
Okay, all of it.
But how else can we continue to pay for such high-end production values?
As Creative and Marketing Professionals, we're sure you'll understand.
And while you may not find as many Aquent Talent as you hoped for (okay, any), you may indeed find a bargain or two that you won't find anywhere else.
Well, provided you don't have Internet access or a working phone.
Enjoy!
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(If you're looking for Real, Honest-To-Goodness Aquent Talent, watch your inbox or ask your Aquent Account Director, Agent, or me for on-line profiles!)
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FEATURED ADVERTISERS THIS WEEK
1. Burger Queen
2. Ted Nugent
3. This Space For Rent
4. Deeply Discounted Books on CD
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Burger Queen
"Mo' Meaty Meat"
Hungry? You will be!!
How about heading on down to your local Burger Queen for our new 2 LB. Left-Handed Whopster? (Weight before cooking and jamming into cardboard box.)
You'll save big time over those other burger places by cooking your burger yourself on our exclusive Patron's BBQ Pit.
If you love fondue or Shabu Shabu, then you'll adore standing with new friends over our blazing hot 575-degree grill. In our non-air-conditioned environment, you'll probably drop the pounds you were going to put on anyway!
What a great way to "meat" someone special and develop long-lasting relationships. It may be your only chance to use the phrase, "Would you like fries with that?" as a double entendre!
See you there!!!
Jimmy & the Burger Queen Crew
One location only: NE corner of Fairfax & La Cienega
(Former site of Dairy King)
Check out our menu by clicking here.
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Ted Nugent
"Quit Makin' Fun of Me"
Hi, Ted Nugent here - Rocker, Hunter, NRA board member, and Father, tellin' you all...
ENUF!
Stop with all this trashing the Nuge!
Are you considered the #1 Guitar Showman on the planet?
Have you sold over 35 million albums worldwide?
Were you invited to be guest speaker at the International Law Enforcement Convention by FBI Director William Webster, Edwin Meese, and President Ronald Reagan?
SO BACK OFF!
I bet you're not even a deputy sheriff!
Well I am, pal!
Pipe down or I'm putting ALL OF YOU on my next hunting list.
Oh yeah, buy my CD, books, bow hunting arrow tips, line of gourmet coffees, and camouflage cowboy hats!
YOWZA, YOWZA!!!
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This Space
For Rent
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But just don't call us to complain afterwards.
Because we already warned you about him.
Contact us at 323.634.7000 x106
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Deeply Discounted Books on CD
We have nearly every book on CD you could imagine.
Actually, many of them no one could imagine. That's why they are available from us at deep discounts.
Just look at these fantastic bargains:
Michael Jackson reads "When Bad Things Happen to Good People"
Carrot Top and Adam Sandler read "Hamlet"
Barry White reads "The Bible, King James Version (unabridged)"
Ozzy Osbourne reads "The Cat in the #$@*&@!! Hat"
Residents of Wisconsin read "Who Moved My Cheese"
Ted Nugent reads "Bless the Beast and the Children"
(HEY, I SAID CUT IT OUT! - Ted)
But act quickly, these titles are going like hotcakes!
Okay, call whenever you want, we're going to have these titles awhile.
8-track tape versions of titles also available.
Every product thoroughly dusted before shipping.
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