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Hot Talent
Featured Talent This Week
That Bit at the End - "St. Peter Bounces Back!"
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HOT TALENT
Why is it the Holidays are always "upon us"?
Doesn't that sound a little combative for a season supposedly marked by peace and joy?
Perhaps it has something to do with all those plans we're trying to accomplish before the Holidays descend upon us like a Mongolian horde.
Like getting a Corporate Communications Manager before Thanksgiving (oops). Or finding a Designer to fill in while everyone else in the department is in Aruba (that's tomorrow).
Which is exactly why you should give us a call to wipe those items right off your To Do list in a jiffy.
Then you can get on to more important Holiday tasks, like figuring out how to get an eggnog stain off a silk blouse.
Follow the links for profiles, samples, and resumes.
Enjoy!
__________________________________________________
FEATURED TALENT THIS WEEK
Sharon R. - Web Designer | IA
Austin S. - Coder | Web Designer
Teri Q. - Account Director, Account Mgmt
Mary Jane O. - Art Director | Senior Designer
Christine P. - Digital Marketing Project Manager
Laurie C. - Marketing Communications
__________________________________________________
Sharon R.
Web Designer | IA
A talented Designer and IA, whether it's site design or process, your site needs Sharon!
As Interactive Designer as United Future (WongDoody) she worked with the UX team, architecting and designing interactive systems for clients including ABC, Emmys.com, Evite, and KCRW. As User Experience Designer at Yellowpages.com, she composed layouts and built wireframes and flows as a part of their new user-focused site.
As Web Designer for high-end skincare company Murad, she was responsible for on-line promotions including email blasts, ad banners, and promotional landing pages focusing SEO and user experience to generate more satisfaction for customers.
If you or your site is looking for more customer satisfaction, then call us about Sharon!
See her on-line Aquent profile by clicking here.
Desired Work: Freelance
__________________________________________________
Austin S.
Coder | Web Designer
Austin's a front-end Web Developer & Coder with great hands-on skills in HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and PHP, not to mention a great eye for design.
Working on his own and for companies like on-line brokerage firm EAInvest and non-profit Rivers Foundation of the Americas, he designed and built Web sites (and portals), devised content management systems, created Web-based stores, as well as done marketing strategy and branding.
Able to handle everything from stellar front-end coding to full lifecycle development of sites, don't snooze on Austin, because won't be available for long!
See his on-line Aquent profile by clicking here.
Desired Work: Freelance
__________________________________________________
Teri Q.
Account Director, Account Management
Teri's a top advertising and marketing executive with over 15 years of experience, an MBA, and a track record of success creating and implementing business-building marketing plans for clients such as Nike, Nabisco, Procter & Gamble, Toyota, Nissan, AT&T, and AARP.
Most recently a member of the senior executive team at the ad agency responsible for Nissan's African-American business, she pioneered the car company's remarkable urban promotions called by Ad Age one of the "Top 10 Best Non-Traditional Campaigns".
Teri has a wide range of expertise in effectively reaching general market audiences, as well as Latinos, African-Americans and Asian-Americans.
You know where to call if you are looking for a proven leader in building, motivating, and managing remarkable teams!
See her on-line Aquent profile by clicking here.
Desired Work: Freelance & Permanent
__________________________________________________
Mary Jane O.
Art Director | Senior Designer
A versatile and talented Designer and AD, Mary Jane's smart design style is as far reaching as her industry experience. Running the art department at a direct mail company, she was responsible for conception and design of pieces as well as client interaction, scheduling, and organizing the department.
Her client list includes Lance Armstrong Foundation, Disney, Xerox, American Red Cross, Greater Boston Food Banks, USC Norris Cancer Center, and her stellar work includes direct mail, advertising collateral, identity, and just about anything else you can dream up.
Able to design and execute her own work as well as manage teams and processes, we know you're going to love her!
See her on-line Aquent profile by clicking here.
Desired Work: Freelance & Permanent
__________________________________________________
Christine P.
Digital Marketing Project Manager
Most recently at EarthLink, where she was the Project and Marcomm Manager for all digital deliverables, Christine handled creation and distribution of emails, online newsletters, ads, and much more for their more than 4.9 million customers.
Managing the schedules of Designers, Writers, and Digital teams, she oversaw the creative process from inception to deployment, including tracking reports and advising clients on market strategies.
As Retail Marketing Coordinator at DreamWorks, Christine supported their largest retail account, Wal-Mart. Her daily work included prepping PowerPoint decks, creating competitor advertising reports, managing vendors, and working with agencies to set up elaborate convention/tradeshow displays.
A terrific Aquent Talent!
See her on-line Aquent profile by clicking here.
Desired Work: Freelance & Permanent
__________________________________________________
Laurie C.
Marketing Communications
Laurie comes to Aquent with a diverse communications background in the fields of healthcare, publishing, education, and nonprofit.
Skilled in all phases of marketing communications and media relations, she's worked in client acquisition, proposal, research, and writing, editing, and final production/story placement for the likes of Kaiser Permanente, LAUSD, Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, UCLA, and the Los Angeles Business Journal.
Whether you need it in print (marketing collateral, white papers, grants/proposals) or on the Web (content, editing, proofreading), when you need complex subjects turned into compelling prose, turn to Laurie!
See her on-line Aquent profile by clicking here.
Desired Work: Freelance & Permanent
__________________________________________________
THAT BIT AT THE END
"St. Peter Bounces Back!"
Thank you for your email, I'm sorry I missed you!
I will be out of the office until January 2, 2008 and will have limited access to voice mail and e-mail until that date.
All Afterlife Orientations will be initiated on my return. I apologize in advance for any inconvenience.
** PLEASE NOTE: All calls and e-mails to our office regarding new Afterlife Orientation Dates will not receive a response! **
If you are checking your e-mail from one of the six terminals connected to the Afterlife Internet in the Pearly Gates Waiting Area, I wanted to let you know we have a 15-minute time limit for using computers. Please mind your time, as others may be waiting in line. Courtesy is always first in my book. I realize these are neither the newest nor the fastest computers around, but they were all we could muster from IT. Please don't whine, as this just seems to bring everyone down.
PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO READ THE FOLLOWING IF YOU ARE IN THE PEARLY GATES WAITING AREA.
Our internal e-mail system only works within the Afterlife Internet Directory (i.e., st_peter@afterlife.hev). Messages sent to outside e-mail addresses (relatives and friends at gmail, yahoo, etc.) will not be delivered and will merely slow the server down. **
Make yourself at home during your short stay in the Pearly Gates Waiting Area.
Please do not become alarmed concerning the absence of restrooms (or WCs if you will) or drinking faucets in the facility: I assure you that you won't need either in the afterlife. To occupy yourself during your wait you will find "gently used" People, Rugged Backpacker, and Country Cook'n magazines on the end tables. You are also welcome to visit with your neighbor.
Please do not adjust the channel or volume on the television.
The candy machine is still not functioning properly; do not try to use it. A technician has been scheduled next month to put it back into working order.
Should you need to contact someone concerning your demise or related need, please keep the following numbers/e-mail addresses handy:
* For Administrative or Operational services contact L. Burbank (lburbank@afterlife.hev) 030-11-452-9999
* For Plant Operations, Warehouse, or Transportation ask for N. Bonaparte (nbonaparte@afterlife.hev) 030-11-435-9998
* 401(k) Rollover Information contact G. Orwell (gorwell@afterlife.hev) 030-11-435-9991
* For Sales, Marketing, or Merchandising contact A. Rand (arand@afterlife.hev) 030-11-435-9992
* Hair and Nail Appointments ask for K. Hepburn (khepburn@afterlife.hev) 030-11-435-9993
* Candy Machine refunds contact S. Clemens (mtwain@afterlife.hev) 030-11-435-9996
Do not stand directly in the lighted doorway. New Inductees will be entering through it at a steady stream. As they've just left their Earthly existence by walking into the light, please don't make them regret it by immediately tripping over you during your smoke break.
** Be aware we do not sell Raffle Tickets or Amway in the Afterlife. Should someone in the Waiting Area approach you with either, please contact St. Michael immediately using the Red Courtesy Phone. **
------------------------------------------
If you are responding to an e-mail received at your home or office regarding your Afterlife Orientation, but you have not yet passed away, please accept our apologies (and condolences).
Our office is still in the process of migrating its services online and our temperamental server may have sent you before your time.
Please go about your holidays as if you didn't know. We will be in touch with you at a future date; you need not contact my office regarding your new Orientation date.
------------------------------------------
Thank you for your continued patience,
St. Peter
Associate Director, Welcoming Services
1 Pearly Gate Way
Phone: 030-11-435-9994
Fax: 030-11-435-9943
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This e-mail including any attachments is confidential and may be spiritually privileged. If you have received it in error please advise the sender immediately by return email and then delete it from your system. The unauthorized use, distribution, copying or alteration of this email is strictly forbidden. If you need assistance please contact us on +030-11-435-9943.
This email is from a unit or subsidiary of The Heaven Group, LLC.
__________________________________________________
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Tim Donnelly
Propagandist | Blogger | Stuff Coordinator
A Q U E N T
6100 Wilshire Boulevard, Suite 500, Los Angeles, CA 90048
Phone: 323 634 7000 | Fax: 323 954 8517
tdonnelly@aquent.com
We represent more than 400,000 marketing and creative professionals around the globe.
Visit aquent.com to learn more.
Hot Talent
Featured Talent This Week
That Bit at the End - "St. Peter Bounces Back!"
Subscribe | Unsubscribe Information
__________________________________________________
HOT TALENT
Why is it the Holidays are always "upon us"?
Doesn't that sound a little combative for a season supposedly marked by peace and joy?
Perhaps it has something to do with all those plans we're trying to accomplish before the Holidays descend upon us like a Mongolian horde.
Like getting a Corporate Communications Manager before Thanksgiving (oops). Or finding a Designer to fill in while everyone else in the department is in Aruba (that's tomorrow).
Which is exactly why you should give us a call to wipe those items right off your To Do list in a jiffy.
Then you can get on to more important Holiday tasks, like figuring out how to get an eggnog stain off a silk blouse.
Follow the links for profiles, samples, and resumes.
Enjoy!
__________________________________________________
FEATURED TALENT THIS WEEK
Sharon R. - Web Designer | IA
Austin S. - Coder | Web Designer
Teri Q. - Account Director, Account Mgmt
Mary Jane O. - Art Director | Senior Designer
Christine P. - Digital Marketing Project Manager
Laurie C. - Marketing Communications
__________________________________________________
Sharon R.
Web Designer | IA
A talented Designer and IA, whether it's site design or process, your site needs Sharon!
As Interactive Designer as United Future (WongDoody) she worked with the UX team, architecting and designing interactive systems for clients including ABC, Emmys.com, Evite, and KCRW. As User Experience Designer at Yellowpages.com, she composed layouts and built wireframes and flows as a part of their new user-focused site.
As Web Designer for high-end skincare company Murad, she was responsible for on-line promotions including email blasts, ad banners, and promotional landing pages focusing SEO and user experience to generate more satisfaction for customers.
If you or your site is looking for more customer satisfaction, then call us about Sharon!
See her on-line Aquent profile by clicking here.
Desired Work: Freelance
__________________________________________________
Austin S.
Coder | Web Designer
Austin's a front-end Web Developer & Coder with great hands-on skills in HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and PHP, not to mention a great eye for design.
Working on his own and for companies like on-line brokerage firm EAInvest and non-profit Rivers Foundation of the Americas, he designed and built Web sites (and portals), devised content management systems, created Web-based stores, as well as done marketing strategy and branding.
Able to handle everything from stellar front-end coding to full lifecycle development of sites, don't snooze on Austin, because won't be available for long!
See his on-line Aquent profile by clicking here.
Desired Work: Freelance
__________________________________________________
Teri Q.
Account Director, Account Management
Teri's a top advertising and marketing executive with over 15 years of experience, an MBA, and a track record of success creating and implementing business-building marketing plans for clients such as Nike, Nabisco, Procter & Gamble, Toyota, Nissan, AT&T, and AARP.
Most recently a member of the senior executive team at the ad agency responsible for Nissan's African-American business, she pioneered the car company's remarkable urban promotions called by Ad Age one of the "Top 10 Best Non-Traditional Campaigns".
Teri has a wide range of expertise in effectively reaching general market audiences, as well as Latinos, African-Americans and Asian-Americans.
You know where to call if you are looking for a proven leader in building, motivating, and managing remarkable teams!
See her on-line Aquent profile by clicking here.
Desired Work: Freelance & Permanent
__________________________________________________
Mary Jane O.
Art Director | Senior Designer
A versatile and talented Designer and AD, Mary Jane's smart design style is as far reaching as her industry experience. Running the art department at a direct mail company, she was responsible for conception and design of pieces as well as client interaction, scheduling, and organizing the department.
Her client list includes Lance Armstrong Foundation, Disney, Xerox, American Red Cross, Greater Boston Food Banks, USC Norris Cancer Center, and her stellar work includes direct mail, advertising collateral, identity, and just about anything else you can dream up.
Able to design and execute her own work as well as manage teams and processes, we know you're going to love her!
See her on-line Aquent profile by clicking here.
Desired Work: Freelance & Permanent
__________________________________________________
Christine P.
Digital Marketing Project Manager
Most recently at EarthLink, where she was the Project and Marcomm Manager for all digital deliverables, Christine handled creation and distribution of emails, online newsletters, ads, and much more for their more than 4.9 million customers.
Managing the schedules of Designers, Writers, and Digital teams, she oversaw the creative process from inception to deployment, including tracking reports and advising clients on market strategies.
As Retail Marketing Coordinator at DreamWorks, Christine supported their largest retail account, Wal-Mart. Her daily work included prepping PowerPoint decks, creating competitor advertising reports, managing vendors, and working with agencies to set up elaborate convention/tradeshow displays.
A terrific Aquent Talent!
See her on-line Aquent profile by clicking here.
Desired Work: Freelance & Permanent
__________________________________________________
Laurie C.
Marketing Communications
Laurie comes to Aquent with a diverse communications background in the fields of healthcare, publishing, education, and nonprofit.
Skilled in all phases of marketing communications and media relations, she's worked in client acquisition, proposal, research, and writing, editing, and final production/story placement for the likes of Kaiser Permanente, LAUSD, Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, UCLA, and the Los Angeles Business Journal.
Whether you need it in print (marketing collateral, white papers, grants/proposals) or on the Web (content, editing, proofreading), when you need complex subjects turned into compelling prose, turn to Laurie!
See her on-line Aquent profile by clicking here.
Desired Work: Freelance & Permanent
__________________________________________________
THAT BIT AT THE END
"St. Peter Bounces Back!"
Thank you for your email, I'm sorry I missed you!
I will be out of the office until January 2, 2008 and will have limited access to voice mail and e-mail until that date.
All Afterlife Orientations will be initiated on my return. I apologize in advance for any inconvenience.
** PLEASE NOTE: All calls and e-mails to our office regarding new Afterlife Orientation Dates will not receive a response! **
If you are checking your e-mail from one of the six terminals connected to the Afterlife Internet in the Pearly Gates Waiting Area, I wanted to let you know we have a 15-minute time limit for using computers. Please mind your time, as others may be waiting in line. Courtesy is always first in my book. I realize these are neither the newest nor the fastest computers around, but they were all we could muster from IT. Please don't whine, as this just seems to bring everyone down.
PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO READ THE FOLLOWING IF YOU ARE IN THE PEARLY GATES WAITING AREA.
Our internal e-mail system only works within the Afterlife Internet Directory (i.e., st_peter@afterlife.hev). Messages sent to outside e-mail addresses (relatives and friends at gmail, yahoo, etc.) will not be delivered and will merely slow the server down. **
Make yourself at home during your short stay in the Pearly Gates Waiting Area.
Please do not become alarmed concerning the absence of restrooms (or WCs if you will) or drinking faucets in the facility: I assure you that you won't need either in the afterlife. To occupy yourself during your wait you will find "gently used" People, Rugged Backpacker, and Country Cook'n magazines on the end tables. You are also welcome to visit with your neighbor.
Please do not adjust the channel or volume on the television.
The candy machine is still not functioning properly; do not try to use it. A technician has been scheduled next month to put it back into working order.
Should you need to contact someone concerning your demise or related need, please keep the following numbers/e-mail addresses handy:
* For Administrative or Operational services contact L. Burbank (lburbank@afterlife.hev) 030-11-452-9999
* For Plant Operations, Warehouse, or Transportation ask for N. Bonaparte (nbonaparte@afterlife.hev) 030-11-435-9998
* 401(k) Rollover Information contact G. Orwell (gorwell@afterlife.hev) 030-11-435-9991
* For Sales, Marketing, or Merchandising contact A. Rand (arand@afterlife.hev) 030-11-435-9992
* Hair and Nail Appointments ask for K. Hepburn (khepburn@afterlife.hev) 030-11-435-9993
* Candy Machine refunds contact S. Clemens (mtwain@afterlife.hev) 030-11-435-9996
Do not stand directly in the lighted doorway. New Inductees will be entering through it at a steady stream. As they've just left their Earthly existence by walking into the light, please don't make them regret it by immediately tripping over you during your smoke break.
** Be aware we do not sell Raffle Tickets or Amway in the Afterlife. Should someone in the Waiting Area approach you with either, please contact St. Michael immediately using the Red Courtesy Phone. **
------------------------------------------
If you are responding to an e-mail received at your home or office regarding your Afterlife Orientation, but you have not yet passed away, please accept our apologies (and condolences).
Our office is still in the process of migrating its services online and our temperamental server may have sent you before your time.
Please go about your holidays as if you didn't know. We will be in touch with you at a future date; you need not contact my office regarding your new Orientation date.
------------------------------------------
Thank you for your continued patience,
St. Peter
Associate Director, Welcoming Services
1 Pearly Gate Way
Phone: 030-11-435-9994
Fax: 030-11-435-9943
----------------------------------
This e-mail including any attachments is confidential and may be spiritually privileged. If you have received it in error please advise the sender immediately by return email and then delete it from your system. The unauthorized use, distribution, copying or alteration of this email is strictly forbidden. If you need assistance please contact us on +030-11-435-9943.
This email is from a unit or subsidiary of The Heaven Group, LLC.
__________________________________________________
SUBSCRIBE | UNSUBSCRIBE INFO
If you don't want to receive any more of these newsletters, please reply with the word "remove" in the subject line.
Also, please feel free to reply to give us updates on your contact information.
And of course, we'd love to hear your feedback!
__________________________________________________
Tim Donnelly
Propagandist | Blogger | Stuff Coordinator
A Q U E N T
6100 Wilshire Boulevard, Suite 500, Los Angeles, CA 90048
Phone: 323 634 7000 | Fax: 323 954 8517
tdonnelly@aquent.com
We represent more than 400,000 marketing and creative professionals around the globe.
Visit aquent.com to learn more.
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