How many times a year does the average Designer hear "Make the logo bigger"?
Apparently enough to spoof it with this site promoting Make My Logo Bigger cream.
Not to mention this oft-spoofed Jack Nicholson rant from "A Few Good Men":
Thinking about getting a bigger logo? Don't say I didn't warn you.
(Thanks to Emily for the catch!)

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
I find I can handle the truth better than, say, those men in the bar at 6am every morning. And those women waiting outside the plastic surgeon's office. But I believe that's a pretty low bar.