"Wide Awake in America"

"It's made afternoon meetings a breeze."
- Richard, CFO

"Thank you, iJolt!"
- Bobbi, Night Shift Nurse

These are just a FEW of the praises we're receiving for our breakthrough product, the incredible new iJolt.

Do you have trouble getting out of bed every morning? Has your 9am Starbucks' Latte gone from a Tall to a Venti (and yet you still feel groggy)?

Then the iJolt is for you!

iJolt is a patented, personal-sized rechargeable wake up device that packs a WHOPPING 80,000 volts into your body for an alert state of mind and body unmatched by any other product on the market!

Powered by a unique high voltage and low amperage system, iJolt will have your muscles AND mind feeling absolutely ON FIRE just seconds after you hit the bright green "GO" button.

With one click of iJolt you can:

* GO into that pitch session with newfound enthusiasm!

* FINISH your creative project with a JOLT of inspiration!

* COMPLETE those sales calls you've been putting off all week!

* MAKE that late night, 18-hour drive to attend that all-important high school reunion, bar mitzvah, or bridge tournament!

Ever fly home for the holidays only to find you're just too tired to enjoy yourself the first day? Not a problem if you have iJolt! iJolt can help you stay awake for that 3rd, 4th, or even 8th round of drinks with old friends and still manage to be up for your morning jog and make everyone breakfast in bed!

The compact iJolt is small enough to fit into your pocket or purse and discrete enough to use in any bathroom (provided your muffled screams aren't heard through the door). And it's stylish enough to wear on your arm with the iJolt Armband or Headband Carrier (not included).

Just think of the money you'll save when visiting New York. Why shell out your hard-earned money on overpriced hotel rooms in the city that never sleeps? You'll have an extra $150 (or more) a night that you could spend at hip nightclubs, fine restaurants, and nice shower facilities!

And just so you don't find yourself on that late night drive with an underpowered iJolt and nowhere to recharge, if you ACT NOW we're offering an iJolt Adapter Kit that includes a car charger and an array of converters so you can power up around the world.

The streets of London, Madrid, and Rome are all yours, 24 hours a day!

And don't forget these popular iJolt accessories! (sold separately)

- iBuzz. The perfect alarm clock for those of us who "Abuse the Snooze". Delivers a wake up jolt guaranteed to get you out of bed and onto your busy day ASAP!

- iRemote. Increase productivity at work by having your boss hit the "Go" button when he/she sees you getting drowsy.

- iSock. For those of us who just can't stifle their own screams.

- iV Cable. Automatically triggers the iJolt during those long, boring parts of European Dramas.

- iCam. We're not sure why, but people kept asking us to manufacture one.

Don't be fooled by low-powered, cheap imitators!

Get the original, powerful, and compact iJolt today and say GOODBYE to expensive coffees, useless yoga stretches, and overly caffeinated energy drinks...

...and HELLO to a brand new level of really wide awake!

iJolt cannot be legally sold in AK, AL, AZ, AR, CA, CO, CT, DE, DC, FL, GA, HI, IA, ID, IL, IN, KS, KY, LA, ME, MD, MA, MI, MN, MS, MO, MT, NE, NC, ND, NH, NJ, NM, NV, NY, OH, OK, OR, PA, PR, RI, SC, SD, TN, TX, UT, VA, WA, WI, WV, WY

But we won't tell anybody if you don't.